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12-19-2013, 09:34 AM | #31 |
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Vodka and squirt Christmas then go work out at the gym
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12-19-2013, 09:39 AM | #32 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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vodka and squirt?
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12-19-2013, 09:41 AM | #33 |
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12-19-2013, 10:04 AM | #34 |
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Doing a google search for the address of that Porn resort someone posted about earlier today.
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12-19-2013, 10:12 AM | #35 |
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I lost my mother earlier this year and am experiencing a bad case of the bah-humbugs,that said at least I'll be with my little brother who's shared with me he's feeling the same way.
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12-19-2013, 10:21 AM | #36 |
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Sorry about your mother. That is tougher to deal with around the holidays.
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12-19-2013, 11:03 AM | #37 |
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So sorry. We had a young death in the family and its been a struggle to keep that branch sane. Christmas will be spent graveside with alcohol, tears, and hopefully far more laughter. I hope you feel her presence through the holidays and find some peace for that never ending stomach ache I know you've got.
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12-19-2013, 11:16 AM | #39 |
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chillin with the family.
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12-19-2013, 01:08 PM | #40 |
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Nothing better than both my wife and I being the children of divorce.
Four Christmases! . Plenty of Christmas dinners, so that's always awesome. And we don't have to do much driving this year which is awesome as well. This Saturday, her mom's party. Then we're doing a Christmas drunk-fest with our friends that night. Christmas Eve is my dad's party. Christmas day we'll do our own dinner and presents at home. Then meet my mom for dinner next Friday; and wrap it all up with her Dad's party next Saturday. At least I won't be driving to Branson in a snow storm in the dark like I did last year. |
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12-19-2013, 01:25 PM | #41 |
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Driving.
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12-19-2013, 02:04 PM | #42 |
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Family gathering that includes about 35 people. Lots of good Swedish food sans Lutefisk. Heh.
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12-19-2013, 06:23 PM | #44 |
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I'm going on Eros DC, www.eros-dc.com, and see if I can find a Ho, Ho, Ho to rent for an hour so she can suck my candy cane and play with my jingle bells for a while......
I'll leave her a special gift for the holidays.
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12-19-2013, 06:28 PM | #45 |
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I might resort to masturbation. I always kinda feel guilty about doing that on Christmas though. I'm not sure why. I obviously have no issues talking about doing that on a public football forum, but it's like there's a 5 year old me still there that thinks both Jesus, Santa, and my dead grandmother are all watching me from afar, shaking their heads. Like they're some form of the 3 ghosts of Christmas.
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