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Me. I'm having blackouts at work and coming home and unlocking the door without remembering it. | 6 | 5.83% | |
My wife. She's sneaking home to have an affair. | 22 | 21.36% | |
My cat. The no-thumb thing is just a built-in alibi. | 6 | 5.83% | |
The cleaning ladies. They're using it to relax when cleaning other houses. | 2 | 1.94% | |
The basement tenant. She's crazily pretending she lives upstairs. | 26 | 25.24% | |
The housesitter. She really, really likes housesitting and does it during the day. | 0 | 0% | |
The neighbors. They're using my house as a family room. | 3 | 2.91% | |
The neighbors' employee. He's using it as a break room. | 1 | 0.97% | |
The neighbor's basement tenant. It's always the most complicated answer. | 1 | 0.97% | |
Past contractor coming back to study his handiwork. | 0 | 0% | |
Ghost. Gotta be a ghost. | 9 | 8.74% | |
It really is a burglar. He/she is just casing the joint. | 3 | 2.91% | |
It's some natural event like wind through the tumblers, or swamp gas. | 2 | 1.94% | |
Crazed secret stalker who wants me and lies in my bed during the day. | 10 | 9.71% | |
Men in black. Government men in black. | 5 | 4.85% | |
Elefino (What you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino.) | 7 | 6.80% | |
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01-07-2011, 12:40 AM | #2 |
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Maybe it's the guy who stole your bike?
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01-07-2011, 12:41 AM | #3 |
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01-07-2011, 12:42 AM | #4 |
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I'm not saying that I know for certain, but never trust a cat
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01-07-2011, 12:43 AM | #5 |
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At least I cleaned up after myself...BTW can you please get some more BBQ sauce?
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01-07-2011, 12:43 AM | #6 |
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Would your cat need a key to unlock the door from the inside?
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01-07-2011, 12:45 AM | #7 |
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It's that complimentary individual from a few weeks ago. Consider that a precursor to that stalkage. That, or someone at random likes the smell of your wife's panties.
Change the tumblers, and get new keys.
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01-07-2011, 12:46 AM | #8 |
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I think I'd have changed the locks already.
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01-07-2011, 12:47 AM | #9 |
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This seems possible. And there are worse stalkers to have, I'll say diplomatically.
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01-07-2011, 12:48 AM | #12 |
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01-07-2011, 12:50 AM | #13 |
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That was my initial reaction. But whoever it is isn't stealing anything or disturbing anything, and I want to know who it is. So I bought a motion detector security camera tonight. We'll find out soon enough.
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01-07-2011, 12:52 AM | #14 |
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No, but I don't think he'd want to go out the front door. And it'd be really hard for him to jump high enough to unlock it.
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