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07-08-2013, 10:52 AM | #1 |
Quit your bullshit
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Having lunch at Schlotzky's..."small" original (slice of ham, salami, and some other meat...cheese, mustard, and onions) and a 1.5 oz bag of chips. I don't eat breakfast, so this is a perfectly reasonable lunch for me.
Anyway...there's a Cinnabon display case next to the register. It's full of MASSIVE rolls covered in frosting. One in particular has pecans on it. I looked it up, and it's 1,100 calories. You can literally eat an 1,100 calorie dessert with your lunch while drinking 250 calories of soda (x2 because, hey, free refills) and get an entire day's worth of calories WITHOUT EVEN COUNTING YOUR MEAL. It's crazy. 1,600 extra calories tacked onto a single lunch.
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07-08-2013, 10:53 AM | #2 |
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It's so weird - around the globe there are billions of people who are rail thin, who have no clue what "obesity" even is. I mean, it's just some minor miracle that the obesity rates have suddenly shot up in wealthy nations. We must have completely different DNA! (And different DNA from our parents and grandparents, none of whom faced the crisis. DNA mutated rapidly I guess)
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Or it could be DNA, I guess. |
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07-08-2013, 11:03 AM | #5 |
Stay down bitch!
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Sure people complain about the obesity epidemic, but on the bright side that means more quality blowjobs.
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07-08-2013, 11:06 AM | #6 |
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07-08-2013, 11:39 AM | #7 |
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07-08-2013, 11:10 AM | #8 |
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America has a desease of unaccountability
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07-08-2013, 11:18 AM | #9 |
Take a Chill Pill
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My conspiracy theory is that all the shit preservatives in food drastically reduces your sex drive, which means you don't care about attracting the opposite sex.
When I first started my diet, and stopped eating shit, I got a tingle in my dick that still hasn't gone away. I want to eat healthy because I want to procreate. |
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07-08-2013, 11:26 AM | #10 | |
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My guess is that your bloodflow has improved as you've gotten in better shape. Whatever the reason, I can't think of a better way to burn calories. |
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Note that this isn't an excuse, nor does it make it a disease. Food reward is simply a factor in why some people overeat. Knowing about it can help to develop strategies to avoid it, making it easier to eat less. |
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07-08-2013, 12:30 PM | #12 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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That's gonorrhea man. Go to the doc.
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07-08-2013, 12:05 PM | #13 |
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Myfitnesspal.com rocks.
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07-08-2013, 12:12 PM | #14 |
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You wouldn't believe how fast calories add up until you start to write them down.
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07-08-2013, 12:17 PM | #15 |
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Also, you wouldn't believe the portion sizes of some things until you measure them out. For example 1 tablespoon of salad dressing isn't much at all, and neither is 1/2 cup of shredded cheese. Restaurant portions are insane.
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