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Yeah...no foul play here. None at all.
Umm...is there nothing here that seems a little suspicious? He was found in a storage space in his ex-wife's home. It seems like that might arouse a hint of suspicion, though I admit it's odd that she eventually reported the body. Was he perhaps peeping and got stuck? I can't come up with a good story of an accidental death here.
And how do the renters live in a house for a year and not smell a dead body? I'm guessing this was not a high-end rental home. http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/02/justic...html?hpt=hp_t3 (CNN) -- An Alaska man missing for more than a year was found dead in his home on Monday, according to Anchorage Police. The home had been occupied by renters for nearly a year, but they apparently had no idea the body was in the home, police said. Samuel E. McAlpine, 37, was last seen March 17, 2013, when he told his mother he was going on a date. McAlpine's sister reported him missing 12 days later, Anchorage Police spokeswoman Dani Myren said. Family members weren't initially concerned, because he "frequently disappears for weeks at a time" said an e-mail sent by police in August asking for the public's help in finding McAlpine. McAlpine was going through a divorce at the time and had moved out of the home he shared with his now ex-wife, Myren said. "They were unable to sell the home, so she rented it out to tenants." Those tenants moved in to the McAlpine home around April 1, 2013, and recently moved out. Myren said McAlpine's ex-wife, Christine, detected a foul odor when she came to clean and show the apartment to potential new tenants. She discovered her ex-husband's body in a small storage space under the stairs. Attempts to reach her Wednesday were unsuccessful. Police, who do not suspect foul play, think McAlpine died before the tenants moved in. Myren said drugs and alcohol are believed to have played a role, and an autopsy is pending. The Alaska State Medical Examiner's Office does not release cause and manner of death to the public. |
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Not much, I started up a business making landmines that look just like prayer mats.
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Can I fly the chopper? I don't have much experience but I ride in them all the time so it shouldn't take long to learn. And hell if you're on crack anyways you won't even notice.
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This is your brain on rugs?
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So he crawls into a storage space under some stairs and dies? No foul play? Right.
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Good point, I got all excited thinking about doing crack and flying us around in a chopper shooting wolves, completely forgot how to spell.
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I'm thinking the wolves would be pretty safe. I'm not sure exactly how crack effects flying, but I don't think we'd make it very far. Maybe we should just sit in the chopper, smoke crack, and shoot wolves from the ground.
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