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04-12-2013, 09:19 AM | Topic Starter |
The Beast Inside Your Head
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That's One Killer Beaver
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/w...fWeIUNPpq8ECuz
A fisherman in Belarus was bitten to death by a beaver, and all he was doing was trying to take its picture, Sky News reports. The man spotted the beaver while fishing with friends at Lake Shestakov, but as he approached to take a photograph, the beaver bit him on the thigh. The animal managed to sever an artery, and his friends couldn't stop the blood flow. Sky News helpfully reminds us that beavers can, of course, bite through trees. Beaver attacks are rare, though, and when they do occur, rabid beavers are generally to blame (as in the 2012 attack in upstate New York). But just this week, a video was posted on YouTube showing a beaver going after a Russian man, reports the Telegraph, and two girls were seriously injured after being mauled by a beaver in Virginia last year. |
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04-12-2013, 09:20 AM | #2 |
The Beast Inside Your Head
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04-12-2013, 09:21 AM | #3 |
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He should have waited to photograph it when he was shaving....
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04-12-2013, 09:23 AM | #4 |
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Death by beaver...when the blood flow won't stop.
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04-12-2013, 09:28 AM | #5 |
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That stupid rodent is wrong about spring almost every year. You could flip a coin and have better results. Kill them all.
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04-12-2013, 09:29 AM | #6 |
Wearing ballistic dog goggles.
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04-12-2013, 09:32 AM | #7 |
Wearing ballistic dog goggles.
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Should've called Turtle Man.
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04-12-2013, 09:35 AM | #8 |
Go Beavers!
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Go Beavers!
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04-12-2013, 09:35 AM | #9 |
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There's gotta be a Horatio Caine joke in all of this.
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04-12-2013, 09:38 AM | #10 |
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I was actually rooting for the Beaver in this story. I don't like to be photographed, either. Damn Paparazzi....
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04-12-2013, 01:29 PM | #11 |
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Made me think of this Super Bowl commercial...
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