Life so how do you guys feel about punching females?

CHENZ A! · 05-26-2008, 08:54 PM

In the face I mean...

I have never, and would never punch a woman unless it was a matter of life and death.

Reason I ask is because last night some crazy bitch at the bar I am a bouncer at threw a beer in my face, and stabbed me in the neck with her keys multiple times. I think any normal person would've beat the shit out of that bitch.

I had ahold of one of her arms, and one of her boyfriends arms and he was trying to swing at me from behind her. So not only could I not punch her because she appeared to be female(even though she probably did have testicles), I couldn't hit him either because I didn't want to accidentally hit her. Then they pressed charges against ME because her boyfriends arm is bruised from where I grabbed ahold of him. I am pressing charges as well, and I feel that I'll definetely be vindicated as our bar has cameras, but ****, what a bad night.

I am so furious right now, and am just worried that these people will be able to get away with this if for some reason there is a problem with the tapes. If it was just a dude it would've been no problem I could've stomped him out easily, but that's always an extreme last resort, I hate fighting and do not claim to be a tough guy(got that out of my system earlier in life). I'd rather be the nice guy, but I am too proud to let that shit slide. I want these people to pay.

Any legal advice would be much appreciated.

What would it take for you to punch a broad?

Hammock Parties · 05-26-2008, 08:56 PM

I'm all for it. Bitches need a good black eye every now and then. If some skank ever gets physical with me I won't hesitate to land a haymaker right in her pretty little gut. If she persists, it's face clobberin' time, whore.

**Smed1065** · 05-26-2008, 08:57 PM

Idiot so far...

Monty · 05-26-2008, 08:57 PM

I had a girlfriend back in the day that had two black eyes......

I had to tell her twice.

Of course, I'm only joking and would NEVER condone striking a woman.

Basileus777 · 05-26-2008, 08:59 PM

If someone stabbed me in the neck with keys, I'd at least punch whoever did it, no matter who it was. I'd do more if it was a man. I wouldn't hit a woman except in an extreme case, but thats just crossing the line. You can't do something like that and expect your gender to protect you.

Friendo · 05-26-2008, 08:59 PM

keys to the neck might've done it for me--I admire your restraint. just curious-what precipitated the beer toss?

milkman · 05-26-2008, 08:59 PM

I have no problem with puching females, as long as they are punching other females.

redbrian · 05-26-2008, 09:00 PM

If your bar is still using a tape machine tell the cheap bastard owner to upgrade to a DVR. the images are much better and can really be the diff. in a case like this.....

beach tribe · 05-26-2008, 09:01 PM

You did the right thing. Good man.

Under no circumstance do you fist a bitch in the face, unless she has a knife, or another weapon that seriously threatens your safety.

I hope those tapes show the truth, and that bitch gets what she deserves.

CHENZ A! · 05-26-2008, 09:02 PM

The 3 dots below the scrathes/bruising, are actually bruises as well from keys that went straight on.

Hammock Parties · 05-26-2008, 09:02 PM

What I'd really like to do is cut a woman's hair off while she sleeps. Revenge!

beach tribe · 05-26-2008, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Basileus777

If someone stabbed me in the neck with keys, I'd at least punch whoever did it, no matter who it was. I'd do more if it was a man. I wouldn't hit a woman except in an extreme case, but thats just crossing the line. You can't do something like that and expect your gender to protect you.

Give her the pimp slap.

Chiefs Pantalones · 05-26-2008, 09:03 PM

The girl would have to be threatening my life in order for me to impose any harm her way. I guess you didn't feel she was threatening your life by stabbing her keys into your throat, but that's just you lol

Big ups on keeping a cool head though man. You're going to win the case, so don't worry about it.

smittysbar · 05-26-2008, 09:03 PM

I tell my wife everyday, "Woman I am going to stop raising my voice and start raising my hand". Puts her in line.

yeah, kidding. Never would

beach tribe · 05-26-2008, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHENZ A!

The 3 dots below the scrathes/bruising, are actually bruises as well from keys that went straight on.

Those pics will certainly help your case.

05-26-2008, 08:54 PM
CHENZ A! pimping hoes + clocking a grip Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $9977569	so how do you guys feel about punching females? In the face I mean... I have never, and would never punch a woman unless it was a matter of life and death. Reason I ask is because last night some crazy bitch at the bar I am a bouncer at threw a beer in my face, and stabbed me in the neck with her keys multiple times. I think any normal person would've beat the shit out of that bitch. I had ahold of one of her arms, and one of her boyfriends arms and he was trying to swing at me from behind her. So not only could I not punch her because she appeared to be female(even though she probably did have testicles), I couldn't hit him either because I didn't want to accidentally hit her. Then they pressed charges against ME because her boyfriends arm is bruised from where I grabbed ahold of him. I am pressing charges as well, and I feel that I'll definetely be vindicated as our bar has cameras, but ****, what a bad night. I am so furious right now, and am just worried that these people will be able to get away with this if for some reason there is a problem with the tapes. If it was just a dude it would've been no problem I could've stomped him out easily, but that's always an extreme last resort, I hate fighting and do not claim to be a tough guy(got that out of my system earlier in life). I'd rather be the nice guy, but I am too proud to let that shit slide. I want these people to pay. Any legal advice would be much appreciated. What would it take for you to punch a broad?
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05-26-2008, 08:56 PM	#2
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4720478	I'm all for it. Bitches need a good black eye every now and then. If some skank ever gets physical with me I won't hesitate to land a haymaker right in her pretty little gut. If she persists, it's face clobberin' time, whore. __________________ Chiefs game films
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05-26-2008, 08:57 PM	#3
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Monty Award Winning Tailgater Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $2311570	I had a girlfriend back in the day that had two black eyes...... I had to tell her twice. Of course, I'm only joking and would NEVER condone striking a woman.
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05-26-2008, 08:59 PM	#5
Basileus777 MVP Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: New Jersey Casino cash: $5475958	If someone stabbed me in the neck with keys, I'd at least punch whoever did it, no matter who it was. I'd do more if it was a man. I wouldn't hit a woman except in an extreme case, but thats just crossing the line. You can't do something like that and expect your gender to protect you.
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Friendo cigarette? Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: n.c. Casino cash: $10004945	keys to the neck might've done it for me--I admire your restraint. just curious-what precipitated the beer toss?
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milkman Dumbass! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Leading the Marty bashing Casino cash: $10029395	I have no problem with puching females, as long as they are punching other females. __________________
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redbrian Veteran Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Kansas City MO Casino cash: $10004900	If your bar is still using a tape machine tell the cheap bastard owner to upgrade to a DVR. the images are much better and can really be the diff. in a case like this.....
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05-26-2008, 09:01 PM	#9
beach tribe Keep doubting J MFing Houston Join Date: May 2007 Location: ft.lauderdale Casino cash: $4818036	You did the right thing. Good man. Under no circumstance do you fist a bitch in the face, unless she has a knife, or another weapon that seriously threatens your safety. I hope those tapes show the truth, and that bitch gets what she deserves.
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05-26-2008, 09:02 PM	#10
CHENZ A! pimping hoes + clocking a grip Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $9977569	The 3 dots below the scrathes/bruising, are actually bruises as well from keys that went straight on.
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Chiefs Pantalones GO CHIEFS!!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Kansas City Casino cash: $7918717	The girl would have to be threatening my life in order for me to impose any harm her way. I guess you didn't feel she was threatening your life by stabbing her keys into your throat, but that's just you lol Big ups on keeping a cool head though man. You're going to win the case, so don't worry about it. __________________ Don't be fooled by my username, I'm white.
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05-26-2008, 09:03 PM	#14
smittysbar Right in the Lumberyard Danny Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: LaPlata, MO Casino cash: $10004942	I tell my wife everyday, "Woman I am going to stop raising my voice and start raising my hand". Puts her in line. yeah, kidding. Never would __________________
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