Misc Turn ons

Ebolapox · 07-09-2010, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

No, actually. Well not directly. I was talking with a male someone about how to effectively pick up a guy one doesn't know. He was giving me pointers on the styles of clothes guys tend to like on women, what kinds of shoes are cute or sexy, etc. I thought I'd see if a populous of guys might mention a few of the same types of things he did. I know it's more about how I portray myself (confidence, sense of humor, buying him numerous shots, etc). But how do I wrap the package in the best way possible to get his attention? I was curious.

no woman should EVER have a freaking problem picking up a guy. seriously. interested in his package? tell him. either he'll want to do the horizontal mambo or he won't.

if you grab his junk, he won't sue for sexual harassment. trust me.

Sure-Oz · 07-09-2010, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by H5N1

no woman should EVER have a freaking problem picking up a guy. seriously. interested in his package? tell him. either he'll want to do the horizontal mambo or he won't.

if you grab his junk, he won't sue for sexual harassment. trust me.

Wrong on the 2nd part....i had this avg at best chick taking me to a party and we got taco bell on teh way and she said 'wanna make out?' i said id rather eat my mother****in taco bell

true story

Ebolapox · 07-09-2010, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz

Wrong on the 2nd part....i had this avg at best chick taking me to a party and we got taco bell on teh way and she said 'wanna make out?' i said id rather eat my mother****in taco bell

true story

it's a numbers game (same with guys as girls). if you put your product out there, sooner rather than later you'll have closed the deal.

**pr_capone** · 07-09-2010, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz

Wrong on the 2nd part....i had this avg at best chick taking me to a party and we got taco bell on teh way and she said 'wanna make out?' i said id rather eat my mother****in taco bell

true story

LMFAO

I saw this sticker at a bike shop I was at today.

Sure-Oz · 07-09-2010, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by pr_capone

LMFAO

I saw this sticker at a bike shop I was at today.

that is priceless

Lonewolf Ed · 07-09-2010, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by H5N1

no woman should EVER have a freaking problem picking up a guy. seriously. interested in his package? tell him. either he'll want to do the horizontal mambo or he won't.

if you grab his junk, he won't sue for sexual harassment. trust me.

So, if I was sitting in some bar and a woman, no matter how hot, just came up and grabbed my junk, I'd either think she was plastered out of her head, insane, or she was trying to make a fool out of me and then when I responded all of her friends would point at me and shout, "YOU'VE BEEN PUNKED!"

Ebolapox · 07-09-2010, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Lonewolf Ed

So, if I was sitting in some bar and a woman, no matter how hot, just came up and grabbed my junk, I'd either think she was plastered out of her head, insane, or she was trying to make a fool out of me and then when I responded all of her friends would point at me and shout, "YOU'VE BEEN PUNKED!"

it's all time and place, I guess. I was referring to one on one situations for the most part.