Misc For the first time in my life I pointed a gun at someone...... - Page 11

Chiefs_Mike_Topeka · 05-26-2009, 11:33 PM

Happened just awhile ago; heard a noise in the backyard went to investigate and saw some piece of shit walking inside my fenced yard towards the house. Told my wife to call the police, I grabbed my gun and ran downstairs opened the back door and the ****er was inside the shed attached to the house, he took off running and kicked through the gate. I aimed my gun right at him from about 10 yards; I could have shot this ****er.

Cops came and took the info, I didn't get a good description, was wearing jeans and a hoodie. I am glad I didn't shot though, guy running away outside my fence would have been real bad for me. I can gaurantee this though, if he was in my house I would have shot no questions asked.

Frazod · 05-27-2009, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz

I live next door to BWillie, and I don't like thieves in my neighborhood. Helps that I'm a good shot.

Well, I won't take anything from you then.

**DeezNutz** · 05-27-2009, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod

Well, I won't taken anything from you then.

Nightfyre · 05-27-2009, 04:07 PM

This thread requires way more refrigerator jokes.
Posted via Mobile Device

Nightfyre · 05-27-2009, 04:08 PM

Ill start. Mike, did you blast your refrigerator to maintain alignment with chiefsplanet tradition? Are you sure it wasn't your refrigerator wearing jeans and a hoody robbing you?
Posted via Mobile Device

Katipan · 05-27-2009, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nightfyre

Ill start. Mike, did you blast your refrigerator to maintain alignment with chiefsplanet tradition? Are you sure it wasn't your refrigerator wearing jeans and a hoody robbing you?
Posted via Mobile Device

I started pages ago and God love you but mine was way funnier.

kcfanXIII · 05-27-2009, 06:23 PM

while killing someone over property may be over the top, with the police department's record of tracking down thieves being so low, i don't see anything wrong with taking out a knee or foot. just enough to incapacitate him until the fuzz decides to show up. the house i live in was broke into 4 times in 3 months last year. the cops told my roommate the only way they could do anything is if they are caught red handed. my roommate preceded to lock the house down like fort knox. since i moved in and brought my dog with me, the locals cross the street to walk in front of the house. whats the punishment for allowing your dog to chase the perp down from behind?

05-26-2009, 11:33 PM
Chiefs_Mike_Topeka Rest in Peace Zachary Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Topeka Casino cash: $10005025	For the first time in my life I pointed a gun at someone...... Happened just awhile ago; heard a noise in the backyard went to investigate and saw some piece of shit walking inside my fenced yard towards the house. Told my wife to call the police, I grabbed my gun and ran downstairs opened the back door and the **er was inside the shed attached to the house, he took off running and kicked through the gate. I aimed my gun right at him from about 10 yards; I could have shot this **er. Cops came and took the info, I didn't get a good description, was wearing jeans and a hoodie. I am glad I didn't shot though, guy running away outside my fence would have been real bad for me. I can gaurantee this though, if he was in my house I would have shot no questions asked.
Posts: 1,970

05-27-2009, 04:07 PM	#153
Nightfyre MVP Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Helena, MT Casino cash: $3538849	This thread requires way more refrigerator jokes. Posted via Mobile Device
Posts: 18,557

05-27-2009, 04:08 PM	#154
Nightfyre MVP Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Helena, MT Casino cash: $3538849	Ill start. Mike, did you blast your refrigerator to maintain alignment with chiefsplanet tradition? Are you sure it wasn't your refrigerator wearing jeans and a hoody robbing you? Posted via Mobile Device
Posts: 18,557

05-27-2009, 06:23 PM	#156
kcfanXIII Ride on! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Galaxy far far away Casino cash: $10013172	while killing someone over property may be over the top, with the police department's record of tracking down thieves being so low, i don't see anything wrong with taking out a knee or foot. just enough to incapacitate him until the fuzz decides to show up. the house i live in was broke into 4 times in 3 months last year. the cops told my roommate the only way they could do anything is if they are caught red handed. my roommate preceded to lock the house down like fort knox. since i moved in and brought my dog with me, the locals cross the street to walk in front of the house. whats the punishment for allowing your dog to chase the perp down from behind? __________________ Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed, overcomes the fear of death.
Posts: 5,470