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01-10-2009, 02:42 PM | #32 |
HOF 20??
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01-10-2009, 02:45 PM | #33 |
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01-10-2009, 02:47 PM | #34 |
HOF 20??
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Touche!
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01-10-2009, 02:48 PM | #35 |
BAMF!
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I see he isn't the only one to pump her full of something...
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01-10-2009, 02:49 PM | #36 |
BAMF!
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This will get my point across clearer....
edit: Also, what are the odds he has hidden cameras in his bedroom to record all the action so that he can go back later and put together a superior plan of ACTION (yelled in the voice of Carl Brutananadilewski from ATHF).
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01-10-2009, 02:50 PM | #37 |
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Let's see: fake boobies, nose job, veneers on her teeth, fake tan....Yep, that's porn star material. All she is missing is a pearl necklace!
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1. Fake bleached hair 2. Fake teeth 3. Fake spray can tan 4. Plastic surgery around the eyes and possibly nose 5. Over-sized fake tits 6. A women nearing 50 years-old One and two I could possibly overlook but the combination as a whole (hole?) is a major turn-off. No thanks. |
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01-10-2009, 04:06 PM | #39 |
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Correction..
Those of us closer to her age would bang it until she passes out.. And judging by the work done around the nose.. and the resulting lack of air supply I don't suspect it would take too long. Just wanted to set that straight DT |
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01-10-2009, 04:14 PM | #40 |
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Build-a-Bride! Long Lasting Cosmetic Solutions. Available Only for millionaires! Call now!
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01-10-2009, 04:15 PM | #41 |
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Trick my Chick: Pro Coaches Edition
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01-10-2009, 04:17 PM | #42 |
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01-10-2009, 08:06 PM | #43 |
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In case of a water landing, your date can be used as a floatation device...
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01-10-2009, 08:18 PM | #44 |
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Well Glad to see after all that time you are finally coming out of the closet,Congrats!!
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