Top 5 reasons you should vote for me for DOTY

[In58men]

1. Rape is awesome

2. Pioli should not have been fired

3. Hottie is a ****ing lame and cries every chance he gets. Hey bro, we all know you're jealous of Gonzo. Maybe Proactive will help your bitch ass.

4. Bring back Herm

5. I own 6 pitbulls.

[In58men]

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

Nah.

I like discussion with people who can stimulate me intellectually.

Ones that are so easy to own aren't nearly as fun.

You have an infactuation with her, we all can see it. Don't kid yourself.

[Cephalic Trauma]

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

Nah.

I like discussion with people who can stimulate me intellectually.

Ones that are so easy to own aren't nearly as fun.

All kidding aside, you're a waiter. Far from an intellectual, dude.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by Inmem58

You have an infactuation with her, we all can see it. Don't kid yourself.

I'm so infactuated.

[KurtCobain]

Nobody can deny hootie douche of the universe.

[lcarus]

Ok there's one way to settle this you two. Name the douchiest thing you've ever done. (besides each others moms). Go.

[KurtCobain]

Originally Posted by Bugeater

We gotta talk Joey. I've failed you somehow.

Nah, I think you'd be proud.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma

All kidding aside, you're a waiter. Far from an intellectual, dude.

I once worked at a concession stand when I was 16, too. I haven't waited tables in 2 years.

Besides, a waiter is an underachiever job for most. I am proud to be an underachiever. I ditched going to school to make money. Fell into the service industry trap when I was younger...and between the booze, money and girls I just couldn't resist.

Why go to class when you make enough money and get to bang hot, young girls? Or so I thought.

Worked out in the end though.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by lcarus

Ok there's one way to settle this you two. Name the douchiest thing you've ever done. (besides each others moms). Go.

opened a car door for a pretty girl back in high school

chivalry

super douchey

now I just give them $7 cab fare and boot them out the door; way less douchey

[Cephalic Trauma]

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

I once worked at a concession stand when I was 16, too. I haven't waited tables in 2 years.

Besides, a waiter is an underachiever job for most. I am proud to be an underachiever. I ditched going to school to make money. Fell into the service industry trap when I was younger...and between the booze, money and girls I just couldn't resist.

Why go to class when you make enough money and get to bang hot, young girls? Or so I thought.

Worked out in the end though.

This post should win you DOTY. I hope this is just an internet persona, but it seems all too natural to you.

[lewdog]

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

I once worked at a concession stand when I was 16, too. I haven't waited tables in 2 years.

Besides, a waiter is an underachiever job for most. I am proud to be an underachiever. I ditched going to school to make money. Fell into the service industry trap when I was younger...and between the booze, money and girls I just couldn't resist.

Why go to class when you make enough money and get to bang hot, young girls? Or so I thought.

Worked out in the end though.

I am still not quite sure what you do for a living?

[In58men]

Originally Posted by Peyton's Princess

I'm so infactuated.

I'm not the only one who thinks this.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma

This post should win you DOTY. I hope this is just an internet persona, but it seems all too natural to you.

I'm sorry that I like drinking and I like 20 year old girls.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by Inmem58

I'm not the only one who thinks this.

you probably are since infactuated isn't a word

[Cephalic Trauma]

Originally Posted by lewdog

I am still not quite sure what you do for a living?

Service industry, money, booze, girls, no education.

He gets drunk and satisfies fat women in exchange for cash.

It's a good gig if you can tolerate it.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by lewdog

I am still not quite sure what you do for a living?

I collect luggage carts at JFK International and return them for a $0.50 deposit. Adds up; gets you plenty of meals at BK.