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Old 07-14-2011, 02:06 PM  
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Gladiator Round 3, Match 6: truebigdog vs. bwana

This is for the championship of the Panzer SS Division.

Okay, this is an odd one:



truebigdog:

Vial of thick lotion that, if rubbed on the skin of opponent, will weaken them in 10 minutes and paralyze them for an hour in 20 minutes (you have protective gloves)

No backup weapon

Time to plan: 55 seconds



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Vial of thick lotion that, if rubbed on the skin of opponent, will weaken them in 10 minutes and paralyze them for an hour in 20 minutes (you have protective gloves)

No backup weapon

Time to plan: 60 seconds




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Classic jungle terrain

Starting distance: 326 feet
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Old 07-14-2011, 02:08 PM   #2
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Old 07-14-2011, 02:08 PM   #3
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First one to touch the other one wins? And then I guess has to kill the other one before paralysis hits them both.

Given that it'll be hard for one to be touched and not the other, it'll be a matter of whether the last one touched can kill the other one before they're both paralyzed. Because when they recover, the first one touched will recover first.
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Old 07-14-2011, 02:09 PM   #4
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C'mon now. Doesn't Bwana live in the forest already? He has a huge advantage here.
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Old 07-14-2011, 02:09 PM   #5
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I probably have more experience in classic jungle terrain, but inasmuch as this is CP unless I had a backup weapon of Seal Team Six to do my bidding I expected a rout.
I guess we'll see what happens.
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Old 07-14-2011, 02:11 PM   #6
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Bwana covers himself in mud, and intergrates into the scenery ala Rambo patiently waits for Truebigdog, and slaps him in the face; smearing the Christopher Reeves gel, thereby weakening him.
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Old 07-14-2011, 02:11 PM   #7
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I probably have more experience in classic jungle terrain, but inasmuch as this is CP unless I had a backup weapon of Seal Team Six to do my bidding I expected a rout.
I guess we'll see what happens.
Seal Team Six? Bwana FORMED that unit, didn'tcha know? Bunch pansies trying to live up to the ideal that is Bwana.

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Old 07-14-2011, 02:12 PM   #8
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C'mon now. Doesn't Bwana live in the forest already? He has a huge advantage here.
Forest maybe, not jungle.....completely different.
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Old 07-14-2011, 02:13 PM   #9
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Old 07-14-2011, 02:13 PM   #10
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TBD do you have any military exp? eagle scout maybe?
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Old 07-14-2011, 02:18 PM   #11
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Old 07-14-2011, 02:20 PM   #12
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TBD do you have any military exp? eagle scout maybe?
I do, almost 23 years on active duty in the Army, including jungle warfare training at the JOTC in Ft. Sherman before it was handed back over to Panama in the late 90s.
I think it was inactivated in '98 and turned back over to the Panamanians in '99

We shan't go into my entire military resume though. It would be kinda pointless here.
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Old 07-14-2011, 02:21 PM   #13
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I do, almost 23 years on active duty in the Army, including jungle warfare training at the JOTC in Ft. Sherman before it was handed back over to Panama in the late 90s.
I think it was inactivated in '98 and turned back over to the Panamanians in '99

We shan't go into my entire military resume though. It would be kinda pointless here.
fair enough to say you have plenty of jungle infantry/survival type tactics?
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Old 07-14-2011, 02:21 PM   #14
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Old 07-14-2011, 02:22 PM   #15
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I do, almost 23 years on active duty in the Army, including jungle warfare training at the JOTC in Ft. Sherman before it was handed back over to Panama in the late 90s.
I think it was inactivated in '98 and turned back over to the Panamanians in '99

We shan't go into my entire military resume though. It would be kinda pointless here.
Well, in that case...
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