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04-11-2013, 02:38 PM | #2 |
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Note to self:
Don't buy any hot dogs at Wrigley for at least a few weeks.... |
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04-11-2013, 02:38 PM | #3 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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Curse lifted
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04-11-2013, 02:43 PM | #4 |
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They've had multiple goat reconciliations on the field. They've had multiple members of the Sianis family forgive the Cubs organization in ceremonies at Wrigley. No "curse-lifting" action will ever work.
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04-11-2013, 02:46 PM | #5 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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Maybe they should just sacrifice virgins then
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04-11-2013, 02:49 PM | #6 |
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Nobody wants to see babies killed.
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04-11-2013, 02:53 PM | #7 |
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
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04-11-2013, 03:07 PM | #8 |
Consuming CP souls
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No amount of goats will cure a piss poor run organization
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04-11-2013, 03:09 PM | #9 |
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The funny part is apparently this isn't the first time somebody delivered a goat head to Wrigley.
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04-11-2013, 03:12 PM | #10 |
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Were it the White Sox, that would be a tall task indeed. Since it's the Cubs, you could probably sacrifice any male fan under 30.
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04-11-2013, 06:44 PM | #11 |
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It was the midget mafia.
They couldn't reach the horse's head this is the best they could do. |
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04-11-2013, 06:46 PM | #12 |
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They could be cursed to never lose and this year they'd still lose 100 games.
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04-11-2013, 06:59 PM | #13 |
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The curse is hidden in the ivy. They need to hire the guy that killed the trees on the Auburn campus as their groundskeeper. Curse lifted.
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