My ghost story from today

[crazycoffey]

Boobs?

[KChiefer]

What I don't get about ghosts is why don't we ever see half naked Native Americans all over the place? It's always some turn of the century white person.

And why is it always someone that met a tragic end? If your life here sucked wouldn't you want to move to the great beyond.? To me, it'd be the people that had a great time here that would want to stay.

Why is it always some old building/house that has ghosts? People die in hospitals all the time.

Why can't ghosts go outside? If they can, why don't they retire to Florida?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by KChiefer

What I don't get about ghosts is why don't we ever see half naked Native Americans all over the place? It's always some turn of the century white person.

And why is it always someone that met a tragic end? If your life here sucked wouldn't you want to move to the great beyond.? To me, it'd be the people that had a great time here that would want to stay.

Why is it always some old building/house that has ghosts? People die in hospitals all the time.

Why can't ghosts go outside? If they can, why don't they retire to Florida?

Heh good points.

[JD10367]

Pictures of Timmie or GTFO.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by JD10367

Pictures of Timmie or GTFO.

I already said she's not hot. 38 years old (I think), kind of tall, nice butt, brunette, kind of a scruntched face, very sweet and funny.

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

I already said she's not hot. 38 years old (I think), kind of tall, nice butt, brunette, kind of a scruntched face, very sweet and funny.

We'll be the judge of hotness. A nice ass can go a long way. Height helps too.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by JD10367

We'll be the judge of hotness. A nice ass can go a long way. Height helps too.

I think she's around 5' 10"... butt is nice... face isn't bad just not beautiful by any means.

[Bugeater]

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

I think she's around 5' 10"... butt is nice... face isn't bad just not beautiful by any means.

I'd hit it.

[crazycoffey]

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

I already said she's not hot. 38 years old (I think), kind of tall, nice butt, brunette, kind of a scruntched face, very sweet and funny.

She's eye broccoli, huh?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by Barney Stinson

She's eye broccoli, huh?

As I said before she's not ugly... she's pleasant... but not beautiful. She's happily married and just an old friend so I don't see her as more than Timmay. She's a good friend. To CP she would be marginal at best.

[JD10367]

Although sex with her might be difficult, 'cause it's probably hard to maintain an erection when you keep thinking...

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by JD10367

Although sex with her might be difficult, 'cause it's probably hard to maintain an erection when you keep thinking...

Funny... I've always called her Timmaayyyyyy... but after Stuart Scott on ESPN talking about Tim Duncan.

[Saccopoo]

Seems solid enough for me.

About two months after my cat died prematurely and rapidly from a gall bladder gone bad, my daughter and I were standing downstairs and heard a very distinct and loud "meow!" behind us. Turned around and there was nothing and at that point we didn't own a cat.

She won't go downstairs by herself since then.

I'm not saying I believe in ghosts, but there is some weird shit out there.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by Saccopoo

Seems solid enough for me.

About two months after my cat died prematurely and rapidly from a gall bladder gone bad, my daughter and I were standing downstairs and heard a very distinct and loud "meow!" behind us. Turned around and there was nothing and at that point we didn't own a cat.

She won't go downstairs by herself since then.

I'm not saying I believe in ghosts, but there is some weird shit out there.

I know of a dog owner who swears she wakes up at night to see her late pooch sitting with his head on the side of her bed.

(Yes all my friends are girls)

[Paniero]

F that. I'd never go back to the museum again.