Rasslin is CHA CHA LA..LA,LA,LA,LA,LA

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RAW. IS. FANDANGO!
#AJALL

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Not spoiler tagging this reeruned shit. **** the world.

4/10

Sabin & Shelley b Foley in a first blood match. Shelley bled but Foley refused to allow the ref to call the match because he wanted to inflict more damage. Sting came out and hit Foley with a chair shot so Foley bled and lst. Sting and Foley then brawled to the back

[Reaper16]

Originally Posted by teteo

Kane had his mask from Sunday, October 5, 1997 (his debut) to Monday, June 23, 2003 (unmasked by HHH). That's 2088 days. Or 5 years, 8 months, 19 days.

Kane has been wrestling unmasked from Monday, June 23, 2003 to today at Tuesday, March 31, 2009. That's 2109 days. Or 5 years, 9 months, 9 days.

Huh.

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Originally Posted by Reaper16

Huh.

?

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Originally Posted by unothadeal

?

Its just surprising is all.

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Originally Posted by Reaper16

Its just surprising is all.

It's one of the biggest mistakes Vince has ever made. Dare I say bigger than the XFL?

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Let's all give a warm texas welcome to Cowboy CM Punk:

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New ROH Champion, not a surprise with Nigel being hurt.

I finally got around to watching Raw, and it wasn't a bad show until the end. All hail the McMahons. Jesus.

Although, on a positive note, in the world of WWE, the people who get the upper hand on Monday usually end up losing on Sunday, so maybe they will put Orton over. You'd think it's the right thing to do, but who knows. It's weird seeing the McMahon's turning themselves into babyfaces, and this will probably carry on all the way through SummerSlam, and Orton should be the ultimate winner, with HHH getting some back at Backlash.

Same story for taker over Michaels. Michaels has gotten the upper hand for a couple weeks, so taker will win. It really wouldn't make sense to end the streak, either.

I have no read on money in the bank, but my guess is christian.

The ladies match is going to be horrible, but Santino might win it, which could be endless entertainment.

I heard tonight that JBL/Misterio is going on first, so at least that won't be there to drag things down in the middle of the show. I'm assuming JBL wins and retires (again, lose on monday, win on sunday) and then takes over Tazz's vacated spot on Smackdown. Although maybe things will be all mixed-up after the draft - I wouldn't be shocked to see JR back on Raw.

[Coach]

Too bad Orton got traded to Denver.....

Oh wait....

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Those go-home shows for ECW and Smackdown!, boy oh boy, they were... something.

[Mecca]

Hey they got Sunny to come back to do the diva thing!

I still think nothing is funnier than Shane McMahons 'I watch MMA" offense.

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"And we're down to the final two in the Miss Wrestlemania Battle Royal! Sunny is standing across the ring glaring at Santino, and you could cut the tension inside Reliant Stadium with a knife! Wait, that's... OH MY GOD, KING, Bart Gunn just knocked Sunny out! She's at Santino's mercy now! Santino is smirking. This is disgusting. Why would Bart Gunn do such a -- IT'S TOM PRITCHARD, formerly Zip of Bodydonnas fame! Down goes Gunn, down goes Marella! The odds just evened up, King!"
"What the hell is--"
"OHH NO! Pritchard just legdropped Sunny. Santino picks up her lifeless body and dumps her over the top rope. Santino Marella is Miss Wrestlemania."
"Was there acid in my drink?"
"We have seen the end of Pritchardmania. For Jim Ross, for Jerry the King Lawler, for Matt Striker, I don't know... I'm Michael Cole. Bart Gunn and Zip, you can both go straight to hell! We're outta here."

[BigRock]

An odds breakdown of the title match winners. You know, in case you're gonna put down some money.

http://oddsmaker.com/sportsbook/?SectionID=3215

For the following exercise, we will assume the following to be true:

1) Raw and Smackdown will each have a world champion after the draft.
2) John Cena is not leaving Raw.
3) Edge is not leaving Smackdown (having Vickie there and all).
4) Big Show is not winning the world heavyweight title (seems a safe bet).
5) No MITB antics will occur over the next week to change a title.

Scenario #1: Cena wins world heavyweight title, HHH retains WWE title.
Odds: 50%

This scenario has two babyface victories and also helps Raw and Smackdown each have a world champion without anyone needing to switch sides. The drawback to this scenario is that many seem to think HHH will jump back to Raw, though that may just be an assumption. But if that is the plan, it makes this scenario unlikely.

Scenario #2: Edge retains world heavyweight title, HHH retains WWE title.
Odds: 25%

This scenario would see both champions keep their titles, which would be unusual and probably unlikely to occur. It also sees both belts stay on Smackdown, but that would be fixable if HHH does indeed jump to Raw.

Scenario #3: Cena wins world heavyweight title, Randy Orton wins WWE title.
Odds: 15%

The main problem with this scenario is that both champions end up on Raw. Since we are assuming Cena won't change shows, it would require Orton moving to Smackdown. That doesn't seem likely since Orton leaving Raw would drastically weaken the heel side of that roster. And with Edge on top of Smackdown, they aren't in need of another main event heel. Incidentally, not only would Orton have to be moved, so would Rhodes and DiBiase.

Scenario #4: Edge retains world heavyweight title, Randy Orton wins WWE title.
Odds: 10%

This would easily satisfy the requirement of having one champion on each show, but the chances of a heel winning both matches seems the most unlikely out of all four scenarios.

Based on those odds the site gives, I might put down $50 on Maryse. I mean, hell, she has a belt. She might win.

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I think Vickie/Edge could end Sunday. They risk running it into the ground if they go much longer with it.

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Cena + Vickie = RATINGS.

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So apparently mae young is in the battle royal. Which means she's winning, because there's no ****ing way they're going to have her go over the top rope, unless they're trying to make 25 legendary by killing an elderly woman live on PPV.