Danica Patrick files for divorce

[Machine]

Originally Posted by TLMRedden

I bet you'd like a picture of me as an avatar!

Hi! I'm new too. i think these guys are making fun of me. I don't think it's fair that we have to use these weird avatars. Are you a girl? I am looking forward to making some new friends on here. I joined because I am an Andy Reid fan. He sure is a good coach.

[TLMRedden]

Originally Posted by Machine

Hi! I'm new too. i think these guys are making fun of me. I don't think it's fair that we have to use these weird avatars. Are you a girl? I am looking forward to making some new friends on here. I joined because I am an Andy Reid fan. He sure is a good coach.

Hi Machine! I am a WOMAN not a girl. You are not off to a good start here it seems. These guys seem pretty tough around here. Mind your p's and q's mister and you will be fine.

[Machine]

Originally Posted by TLMRedden

Hi Machine! I am a WOMAN not a girl. You are not off to a good start here it seems. These guys seem pretty tough around here. Mind your p's and q's mister and you will be fine.

I'm pretty tough too! I drive a forklift for a living. I also play in a band. I play the guitar.

[TLMRedden]

Originally Posted by Machine

I'm pretty tough too! I drive a forklift for a living. I also play in a band. I play the guitar.

Wow. That sounds like fun. The band part, not some much the fork truck part. What type pf music do you play?

[PunkinDrublic]

I want to have sex with her on one of those race car beds.

[Dylan]

40 Days Until Daytona 500

#88 CAUSED the big one at practice. Nice.

Junebug!





"JUST WTF DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING OUT THERE JR.?"

Drivers involved:
Dale Earnhardt, Jr.
Marcos Ambrose
Jeff Gordon
Aric Almirola
Dale Jr
Kasey Kahne
Brad Keswloski
Jamie McMurray
Regan Smith
Joey Logano
Carl Edwards

*Among the drivers who avoided the crash was Jimmie Johnson.

[Machine]

Originally Posted by TLMRedden

Wow. That sounds like fun. The band part, not some much the fork truck part. What type pf music do you play?

Classic rock mostly. I like songs that have a meaning, like from Bread or Moody Blues. I like the forklift. Sometimes I pretend that it is part of my body and i am strong enough to pick up heavy things.

[houstonwhodat]

Originally Posted by Machine

Classic rock mostly. I like songs that have a meaning, like from Bread or Moody Blues. I like the forklift. Sometimes I pretend that it is part of my body and i am strong enough to pick up heavy things.

WTF?

[TLMRedden]

Originally Posted by Machine

Classic rock mostly. I like songs that have a meaning, like from Bread or Moody Blues. I like the forklift. Sometimes I pretend that it is part of my body and i am strong enough to pick up heavy things.

I like that type of music too. I have a big farm and love having parties on the weekends. We rock out all night, drinking, and dancing.

I knew a guy who was blind and was in a band. His band rocked, but since he got his eyesight back the band just isn't the same.

The fork truck thing is a little weird though.

[binkybink77]

Originally Posted by Machine

Classic rock mostly. I like songs that have a meaning, like from Bread or Moody Blues. I like the forklift. Sometimes I pretend that it is part of my body and i am strong enough to pick up heavy things.

I love musicians.

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by Machine

Classic rock mostly. I like songs that have a meaning, like from Bread or Moody Blues. I like the forklift. Sometimes I pretend that it is part of my body and i am strong enough to pick up heavy things.

Mullet Mult

[beach tribe]

Originally Posted by Machine

Hi! I'm new too. i think these guys are making fun of me. I don't think it's fair that we have to use these weird avatars. Are you a girl? I am looking forward to making some new friends on here. I joined because I am an Andy Reid fan. He sure is a good coach.

Dead givaway.