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02-16-2014, 10:18 AM | #1 |
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1.) Give yourself a stranger
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02-16-2014, 11:01 AM | #2 |
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Shit usually causes constipation.
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Eat 8 caps of psyllium fiber a day and take a stool softener...
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02-16-2014, 01:37 PM | #4 |
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02-16-2014, 11:37 AM | #5 |
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02-16-2014, 12:02 PM | #6 |
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I've been Warcraft free for a few yrs now
But I promise you if you start up you'll break only for short intervals of emptying your nuts and changing your T-shirt once a week because its taken on the color of the Cheetos you've been eating for dinner. In no time the months will pass...or yrs.. |
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02-16-2014, 12:33 PM | #7 |
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Go to the Pictures section of CP, examine every picture in every thread. Pay close attention to the Boobs thread .... Repeat
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02-16-2014, 01:27 PM | #8 |
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Get 2 jars of lotion and get Boston Market to deliver some Grubb.
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02-16-2014, 01:47 PM | #9 |
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Seriously no one asked to see the Xrays? Worthless without pics.
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02-16-2014, 02:44 PM | #10 |
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02-16-2014, 02:44 PM | #11 |
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Welcome to the world of being immobile. I'm also on oxycodone I'm finally shitting normally but I'm more mobile than I was...be careful though if you really sit for 23 hours you can develop blood clots. I had a PE complication and have to take blood thinners now. So good luck man.
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02-16-2014, 03:40 PM | #12 |
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Video games. Read a book..series, or two
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02-16-2014, 03:52 PM | #13 |
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Fap the time away. Seehowmany times you can fap in a 24 hour period. Make it fun.
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02-16-2014, 04:28 PM | #14 |
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02-16-2014, 04:41 PM | #15 |
Spiraling down the Drain
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"We're both part of the same hypocrisy, Senator, but never think it applies to my family." "Fredo. You are my brother, and I love you. But never take sides against the Family again. Ever." 2019 Adopt a Chief - Travis Kelce #87 |
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