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**Rain Man** · 08-02-2006, 04:42 PM

I often see or hear people saying or doing things that I find intriguing, but it's not quite worth making a thread about. I figure that other people might have the same experiences. Therefore, I hope that this thread can become a clearinghouse for those little observations that might not otherwise make the cut.

My first two would be:

1. I went to the optometrist today to get my eyes checked. In the waiting room, a family came in and sat next to me: a mother, a girl of about 13 or 14, and two young boys. The mother is talking on the phone and scolding the boys who are out of control, and then the teenage girl came over to her mother. She's got both hands up near her face, and asks the mother, "What is this?" My initial thinking was that it was something in her eye since we were, after all, in an optometrist's office. Then the girl says, "I thought it was a pimple, but I'm trying to pop it and nothing's coming out."

Where is your shame, young girl? Where is your shame?

2. I came back to the office, and got a cell phone call while I was in my lobby. I was standing there taking the call when this skanky, meth-looking woman in a tank top came in. She got in the elevator and departed toward the heavens. The thing that was most noticeable about her, other than the skanky part, was that she was wearing no supportive garments above the waist, and she badly, badly needed to be wearing them. (Not large, either - envision an inverted champagne flute made out of Slinky.) I finished my call and rode the elevator up myself, and when I got off on my floor, the woman was in the front lobby of the other company on my floor filling out a job application. I really think that a skanky-looking person with bosoms befitting a National Geographic photo should consider wearing a bra or something whilst going in to apply for a job.

Please feel free to post your own minor observations here in the future.

**CosmicPal** · 06-25-2011, 05:01 PM

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Then the guy says, "I have a serious phobia about dogs! You have to go that direction!"

What a pussy. It's a little mutt for crying out loud. I'd hate to see his reaction when someone is walking a 60 lb dog or a pit bull for that matter. He'd probably drop a load in his pants.

**CosmicPal** · 06-25-2011, 05:07 PM

I'm out doing errands this afternoon, and I'm in a very nice part of town. Just a few blocks ahead of me is a not-so-good part of town and I swear I'm telling myself as I'm driving, "Ugggh, I wonder what sort of weirdos I'm going to come upon in the next few blocks?"

Just as I say that, a crash of thunder roars across the sky. I see this bedraggled woman walking along the sidewalk suddenly stop, raise her arms and head toward the sky, and start shaking her arms. I couldn't hear what she was saying because I had the music on in my car and the windows up. But I think she was telling God to strike her down right there. A moment later, she dropped her arms and kept on walking.

HonestChieffan · 06-25-2011, 05:34 PM

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On my walk home from work, I saw a young woman riding a bicycle, and she was wearing a duct tape skirt and a bubble wrap top. You know that temptation you always have to pop bubble wrap when you see it? Well...

You gotta love your life when you see that. Ive been trying to kill skunks for two days and guys like you are having fun.

**Rain Man** · 08-30-2011, 10:03 PM

Every time I go to the shopping mall - every time - I see this woman walking laps. Every time. It doesn't matter what day it is. It doesn't matter what time it is. She's always there walking laps. She's kind of cute in a crazy kind of way, so you notice her, and she weighs about 90 pounds.

I can't figure out if she's obsessive-compulsive and walks, or if she's the ghost of a person who died in the mall, or if she's rich and spends her entire day walking. But it's odd.

KurtCobain · 08-30-2011, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Every time I go to the shopping mall - every time - I see this woman walking laps. Every time. It doesn't matter what day it is. It doesn't matter what time it is. She's always there walking laps. She's kind of cute in a crazy kind of way, so you notice her, and she weighs about 90 pounds.

I can't figure out if she's obsessive-compulsive and walks, or if she's the ghost of a person who died in the mall, or if she's rich and spends her entire day walking. But it's odd.

Maybe it's just a crazy coincedence. When I worked at the library this creepy looking toothless bald guy was always there looking at magazines. Every single moment I was there. But, according to my coworkers, he was only there when I worked. He'd show up ten minutes before, and leave right after me. ****ing weird.

**Rain Man** · 08-30-2011, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by KurtCobain

Maybe it's just a crazy coincedence. When I worked at the library this creepy looking toothless bald guy was always there looking at magazines. Every single moment I was there. But, according to my coworkers, he was only there when I worked. He'd show up ten minutes before, and leave right after me. ****ing weird.

Maybe he was your muse. Maybe this woman is mine.

KurtCobain · 08-30-2011, 10:18 PM

Maybe. Or maybe she's secret super duper undercover CIA and she's about to gut your ass for using NFL players in your sandbox game without written consent and permission from the NFL and CBS.

Ugly Duck · 08-31-2011, 12:18 AM

I saw this big fat pink-haired woman walking with her skinny little boyfriend on Market Street in San Francisco. He had a dog collar around his neck & she was walking him on a leash.

Hammock Parties · 10-22-2011, 12:49 PM

Went to dinner last night, took some creeper pics...

**Rausch** · 10-22-2011, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Gif Horse

Went to dinner last night, took some creeper pics...

You win.

That's pretty ****ing creepy...

4th and Long · 10-22-2011, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch

You win.

That's pretty ****ing creepy...

Indeed, and distrubing. I suspect in a few more years, we'll be reading about Wendler in the news. "Texas man arrested for taking upskirt pictures of women."

patteeu · 10-22-2011, 01:13 PM

That girl was asking for it. She may have even been asking for more than having her picture taken, but without being there in person it's hard for me to tell.

HoneyBadger · 10-22-2011, 01:21 PM

I do like Rubio's....

**Rain Man** · 10-22-2011, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Gif Horse

Went to dinner last night, took some creeper pics...

Her face says serious, but her nipples say fun. Mixed signals.

**AustinChief** · 10-22-2011, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Gif Horse

Went to dinner last night, took some creeper pics...

Watcha reading there? Looks like a ghey romance novel...

08-02-2006, 04:42 PM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3298491 VARSITY	The Chiefsplanet Peoplewatching Thread I often see or hear people saying or doing things that I find intriguing, but it's not quite worth making a thread about. I figure that other people might have the same experiences. Therefore, I hope that this thread can become a clearinghouse for those little observations that might not otherwise make the cut. My first two would be: 1. I went to the optometrist today to get my eyes checked. In the waiting room, a family came in and sat next to me: a mother, a girl of about 13 or 14, and two young boys. The mother is talking on the phone and scolding the boys who are out of control, and then the teenage girl came over to her mother. She's got both hands up near her face, and asks the mother, "What is this?" My initial thinking was that it was something in her eye since we were, after all, in an optometrist's office. Then the girl says, "I thought it was a pimple, but I'm trying to pop it and nothing's coming out." Where is your shame, young girl? Where is your shame? 2. I came back to the office, and got a cell phone call while I was in my lobby. I was standing there taking the call when this skanky, meth-looking woman in a tank top came in. She got in the elevator and departed toward the heavens. The thing that was most noticeable about her, other than the skanky part, was that she was wearing no supportive garments above the waist, and she badly, badly needed to be wearing them. (Not large, either - envision an inverted champagne flute made out of Slinky.) I finished my call and rode the elevator up myself, and when I got off on my floor, the woman was in the front lobby of the other company on my floor filling out a job application. I really think that a skanky-looking person with bosoms befitting a National Geographic photo should consider wearing a bra or something whilst going in to apply for a job. Please feel free to post your own minor observations here in the future.
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06-25-2011, 05:07 PM	#182
CosmicPal Learn it. Know it. Live it. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Casino cash: $10004900	I'm out doing errands this afternoon, and I'm in a very nice part of town. Just a few blocks ahead of me is a not-so-good part of town and I swear I'm telling myself as I'm driving, "Ugggh, I wonder what sort of weirdos I'm going to come upon in the next few blocks?" Just as I say that, a crash of thunder roars across the sky. I see this bedraggled woman walking along the sidewalk suddenly stop, raise her arms and head toward the sky, and start shaking her arms. I couldn't hear what she was saying because I had the music on in my car and the windows up. But I think she was telling God to strike her down right there. A moment later, she dropped her arms and kept on walking. __________________ - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - Four blessings upon my fellow planeteers: Older whiskey, younger women, faster horses, and more money.
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08-30-2011, 10:03 PM	#184
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3298491 VARSITY	Every time I go to the shopping mall - every time - I see this woman walking laps. Every time. It doesn't matter what day it is. It doesn't matter what time it is. She's always there walking laps. She's kind of cute in a crazy kind of way, so you notice her, and she weighs about 90 pounds. I can't figure out if she's obsessive-compulsive and walks, or if she's the ghost of a person who died in the mall, or if she's rich and spends her entire day walking. But it's odd. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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KurtCobain legend Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Independence, MO Casino cash: $-1577903	Maybe. Or maybe she's secret super duper undercover CIA and she's about to gut your ass for using NFL players in your sandbox game without written consent and permission from the NFL and CBS.
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08-31-2011, 12:18 AM	#188
Ugly Duck MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Petaluma, CA, USA Casino cash: $9955920	I saw this big fat pink-haired woman walking with her skinny little boyfriend on Market Street in San Francisco. He had a dog collar around his neck & she was walking him on a leash.
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10-22-2011, 12:49 PM	#189
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10-22-2011, 01:13 PM	#192
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10-22-2011, 01:21 PM	#193
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