Former Chief Glenn Parker makes bo go f'n nuts... - Page 2

**jAZ** · 04-22-2006, 09:35 AM

http://www.nypost.com/seven/04202006...ix/pagesix.htm

'IDOL' PUNCH GRAZES NFL STAR

April 20, 2006 -- "AMERICAN Idol" loser Bo Bice's 15 minutes of fame are way, way over - especially at O'Brien's pub on West 46th Street. That's where witnesses say the half-in-the-bag Southern rocker took a cheap and ineffective swing at strapping ex-New York Giants football star Glenn Parker Sunday night.

The bizarre tangle, in which the long-haired weakling inexplicably risked getting his block knocked off by the strapping former offensive lineman, began when the gentlemanly, star-struck Parker casually approached Bice to chit-chat.

"Glenn had noticed Bo and simply asked him if he was really Bo Bice - and Bo just stared at him and said, 'No, I'm not. My name is Kevin.' It was weird," our witnesssaid. "Glenn went away, but he started feeling like he might have imposed on the guy. So he went back to him to apologize for causing any discomfort."

Parker, 39 - who at 6-foot-5 and 300 pounds has crushed many an opponent during his 13 years in the NFL with the Giants, Buffalo Bills and Kansas City Chiefs - and everybody else in the popular watering hole couldn't believe what happened next.

"Bo just went at him with his fists - maybe he thought he was Simon Cowell or something, but he tried to hit him," our observer reports. "Glenn grabbed his arms to block the punches, but Bice broke loose and managed to graze Glenn under the chin. It was crazy because Glenn could have wiped the floor with him."

Parker signaled a bartender and together they threw the "Idol" also-ran out and told him to scram. "He was a real pain in the ass," one worker said.

Joey Lee, an agent for Bice, who lost out to Carrie Underwood in the smash-hit show's fourth season, didn't get back to us. Bice was once busted for felony cocaine possession in Alabama, but had the charge dismissed after completing a "drug diversion program."

Bice, who once broke his foot while performing in concert in Manchester, N.H., had a huge Top 10 hit last year with "Inside Your Heaven." He's lucky he doesn't have two heavenly shiners after his latest shenanigans.

teedubya · 04-22-2006, 10:39 AM

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burt · 04-22-2006, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by CrazyHorse

To be honest, most 300 pounders get thier ass handed to them by smaller men. They just cant move well enough to defend themselves. Not to say Bice is a tough guy or anything like that. But I am less intimidated by biger men than I am guys my own size.

I'm 6 foot 205

Yeah, I have had some of you smaller dudes think that about me..

They DID give me a good chuckle....

Parker is a VERY nice man.....yet I would NEVER trifle with him. And I am much larger that 205. Mine is mostly fat tho.....

Sure-Oz · 04-22-2006, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by CrazyHorse

To be honest, most 300 pounders get thier ass handed to them by smaller men. They just cant move well enough to defend themselves. Not to say Bice is a tough guy or anything like that. But I am less intimidated by biger men than I am guys my own size.

I'm 6 foot 205

I see your point, but being a former NFL offensive lineman, he's gotta be a pretty tough guy regardless, plus it's Bo Bice.

04-22-2006, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane

Is it more pathetic than the audience that watches this crap?

Dave

REP!

**Reaper16** · 04-22-2006, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by stevieray

This is what happens when you are trying to "create" and "idol".

Yeah, the title of "Idol" bestowd upon the contestants never sat well with me from a Commandments standpoint.

ChiefaRoo · 04-22-2006, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Brock

It is pathetic that these non-hackers are getting the publicity without ever paying any dues.

American Dreamz....... dreamz with a Z..........

Why would any of you guys watch that American idol garbage to begin with. In a normal world we'd never know who Bo Bice was.

04-22-2006, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefaRoo

American Dreamz....... dreamz with a Z..........

Why would any of you guys watch that American idol garbage to begin with. In a normal world we'd never know who Bo Bice was.

It's one of the few reality shows that entertains me. Plus it allows the wife and I a show in which we can spend quality time. Most other shows you sit there without any interaction whatsoever. I didn't always feel strongly about this show but it has grown on me.

chagrin · 04-22-2006, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane

Is it more pathetic than the audience that watches this crap?

Dave

can't be more pathetic than actually buying the cd...

04-22-2006, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by chagrin

can't be more pathetic than actually buying the cd...

One day I'll meet you and kick you in the nuts for that. But you'll forget about it until my boot meets your sack.

CrazyHorse · 04-22-2006, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz

I see your point, but being a former NFL offensive lineman, he's gotta be a pretty tough guy regardless, plus it's Bo Bice.

Absolutely. I was speaking rhetorically. I was in no way saying the big guys are a push over. Only that it's doesn't automatically make them tough guys.

CrazyHorse · 04-22-2006, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Dale Mercer

Yeah, I have had some of you smaller dudes think that about me..

They DID give me a good chuckle....

Parker is a VERY nice man.....yet I would NEVER trifle with him. And I am much larger that 205. Mine is mostly fat tho.....

I'm thinking you should get your fat ass in the ring with some of those UFC guys. I'll bet you could laugh your ass out cold there.

I wouldn't want to fight anybody.

**Skip Towne** · 04-22-2006, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

One day I'll meet you and kick you in the nuts for that. But you'll forget about it until my boot meets your sack.

Phobia's IQ has dropped about 15 points since he started hanging around Nick Athan.

milkman · 04-22-2006, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

I wish Parker would have gone all Rich Scanlon on him.

You mean he should have knocked him out with a glare, while at the same time saving the rain forests?

**Skip Towne** · 04-22-2006, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by SideWinder

You mean he should have knocked him out with a glare, while at the same time saving the rain forests?

Rich Scanlon doesn't read books, he just stares at them until they give up their information.

burt · 04-22-2006, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyHorse

I'm thinking you should get your fat ass in the ring with some of those UFC guys. I'll bet you could laugh your ass out cold there.

I wouldn't want to fight anybody.

I went to colleg on a wrestling scholarship......Boxed for 4 years.....and if the UFC was around when I was younger...I woulda......got my ass kicke royally! But I woulda had to try!! At 45 if I can't put you down in under 60 seconds....you may end up giving me mouth to mouth!!!! I have no aerobic health, whatsoever.

And, Just FYI, I am a MUCH better lover than a fighter, these days. And ask my wife, I ain't such a lover these days either.

04-22-2006, 09:35 AM
jAZ Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Tucson, AZ Casino cash: $9847493	Former Chief Glenn Parker makes bo go f'n nuts... http://www.nypost.com/seven/04202006...ix/pagesix.htm 'IDOL' PUNCH GRAZES NFL STAR April 20, 2006 -- "AMERICAN Idol" loser Bo Bice's 15 minutes of fame are way, way over - especially at O'Brien's pub on West 46th Street. That's where witnesses say the half-in-the-bag Southern rocker took a cheap and ineffective swing at strapping ex-New York Giants football star Glenn Parker Sunday night. The bizarre tangle, in which the long-haired weakling inexplicably risked getting his block knocked off by the strapping former offensive lineman, began when the gentlemanly, star-struck Parker casually approached Bice to chit-chat. "Glenn had noticed Bo and simply asked him if he was really Bo Bice - and Bo just stared at him and said, 'No, I'm not. My name is Kevin.' It was weird," our witnesssaid. "Glenn went away, but he started feeling like he might have imposed on the guy. So he went back to him to apologize for causing any discomfort." Parker, 39 - who at 6-foot-5 and 300 pounds has crushed many an opponent during his 13 years in the NFL with the Giants, Buffalo Bills and Kansas City Chiefs - and everybody else in the popular watering hole couldn't believe what happened next. "Bo just went at him with his fists - maybe he thought he was Simon Cowell or something, but he tried to hit him," our observer reports. "Glenn grabbed his arms to block the punches, but Bice broke loose and managed to graze Glenn under the chin. It was crazy because Glenn could have wiped the floor with him." Parker signaled a bartender and together they threw the "Idol" also-ran out and told him to scram. "He was a real pain in the ass," one worker said. Joey Lee, an agent for Bice, who lost out to Carrie Underwood in the smash-hit show's fourth season, didn't get back to us. Bice was once busted for felony cocaine possession in Alabama, but had the charge dismissed after completing a "drug diversion program." Bice, who once broke his foot while performing in concert in Manchester, N.H., had a huge Top 10 hit last year with "Inside Your Heaven." He's lucky he doesn't have two heavenly shiners after his latest shenanigans.
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