Life G Spot orgasm - Page 11

**bogey** · 04-07-2008, 02:55 PM

Today is my wife's birthday. I want to give her this. Anyone care to give suggestions on how I can find her G-spot? I know it's in there somewhere. For the record, I'm serious.

**Iowanian** · 04-08-2008, 08:54 AM

I only wish everyone would be so courtious as bogey. I'm about to attend a meeting where some big boys will be trying to Fook me, and I doubt very much if they give second thought to my pleasure.

Matter of fact, I think one will be happier if it hurts.

I think I'll load up on Colon Blow just in case.....for a suprise Brown-sound-Defense.

boogblaster · 04-08-2008, 09:12 AM

The G-Spot is located behind the ears .. pull hard on them as you thrust your penis in her pie-hole ....

blueballs · 04-08-2008, 10:27 AM

Slowly release helium from a balloon into her her vag
letting the open end of the balloon flutter around
quickly try to suck out the helium and groan

Frankie · 04-08-2008, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

I also want to know the answer to this.

Why would you want to know his wife's G-spot, you pervert!

**bogey** · 04-08-2008, 11:31 AM

Okay, here's the deal. She had a great birthday. However, the G spot O was not accomplished. I screwed up. I explained to her that tonight my intentions were to find her G spot, she was excited. After I tucked in my 10 year old for the night, I offered my lovely (now 47 year old) wife a foot massage just to get her warmed up. For the record, she loves having her feet massaged. Unfortunately, during my massage, she fell fast asleep. FYI, while I was rubbing her feet, I watched the terrific KU game, congrats KU fan. Anyway, when she woke up, she was groggy, happy, and ready to sleep. I told her the G spot O has been put on hold till tonight.

**QuikSsurfer** · 04-08-2008, 11:33 AM

Ah well. Better luck next year.

**bogey** · 04-08-2008, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by QuikSsurfer

Ah well. Better luck next year.

Not next year, tonight. I am committed to make her squirt.

crazycoffey · 04-08-2008, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by bogey

Not next year, tonight. I am committed to make her squirt.

Once you do, you'll wonder why you didn't try sooner.

patteeu · 04-08-2008, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by blueballs

Slowly release helium from a balloon into her her vag
letting the open end of the balloon flutter around
quickly try to suck out the helium and groan

DO NOT DO THIS!

This is a really bad idea. Blowing air of any kind into the vagina can be fatal. Seriously.

http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1859.html

Most likely, if you release the helium slowly and let "the open end of the balloon flutter around", it won't cause a problem, but I don't think it's a very good idea anyway.

P.S. I realize that you were probably joking with this post, but I thought I should say something just in case someone took it seriously.

StcChief · 04-08-2008, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Saggysack

Maybe 2 or 3 centimeters is deep to him.

so 1 cm = .39 inches ..... ~I inch back. hmmm Deep ( I think not.)

memyselfI · 04-08-2008, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by patteeu

DO NOT DO THIS!

This is a really bad idea. Blowing air of any kind into the vagina can be fatal. Seriously.

http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1859.html

Most likely, if you release the helium slowly and let "the open end of the balloon flutter around", it won't cause a problem, but I don't think it's a very good idea anyway.

P.S. I realize that you were probably joking with this post, but I thought I should say something just in case someone took it seriously.

God help me but...

Pat, I heart u.

You really are a good guy even if I've doubted it...daily.

memyselfI · 04-08-2008, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by bogey

Okay, here's the deal. She had a great birthday. However, the G spot O was not accomplished. I screwed up. I explained to her that tonight my intentions were to find her G spot, she was excited. After I tucked in my 10 year old for the night, I offered my lovely (now 47 year old) wife a foot massage just to get her warmed up. For the record, she loves having her feet massaged. Unfortunately, during my massage, she fell fast asleep. FYI, while I was rubbing her feet, I watched the terrific KU game, congrats KU fan. Anyway, when she woke up, she was groggy, happy, and ready to sleep. I told her the G spot O has been put on hold till tonight.

Forgive me for LOL at this most ANTI-climatic story.

And FTR, I think if you try and she's trying it is not a prescription for success. My first one happened quite by accident and from then on it was easy but it's not something planned...WAY too much pressure.

**bogey** · 04-08-2008, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by memyselfI

Forgive me for LOL at this most ANTI-climatic story.

And FTR, I think if you try and she's trying it is not a prescription for success. My first one happened quite by accident and from then on it was easy but it's not something planned...WAY too much pressure.

No, I knew it was anti-climatic. Maybe tomorrow will be a better story, but honestly, I don't have a lot of faith that I will have success.

Halfcan · 04-08-2008, 03:50 PM

does she know-that the whole planet knows about her G spot???

MIAdragon · 04-08-2008, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Halfcan

does she know-that the whole planet knows about her G spot???

Well obviously not everyone…..

04-07-2008, 02:55 PM
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04-08-2008, 11:31 AM	#155
bogey Supporter Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: California Casino cash: $10005290	Okay, here's the deal. She had a great birthday. However, the G spot O was not accomplished. I screwed up. I explained to her that tonight my intentions were to find her G spot, she was excited. After I tucked in my 10 year old for the night, I offered my lovely (now 47 year old) wife a foot massage just to get her warmed up. For the record, she loves having her feet massaged. Unfortunately, during my massage, she fell fast asleep. FYI, while I was rubbing her feet, I watched the terrific KU game, congrats KU fan. Anyway, when she woke up, she was groggy, happy, and ready to sleep. I told her the G spot O has been put on hold till tonight.
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