MU ****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread**** - Page 224

'Hamas' Jenkins · 01:02 PM

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.

Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.

Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO

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Spoiler!

'Hamas' Jenkins · 11-23-2013, 07:43 PM

God ****.

Pitt Gorilla's butt boys are getting an ass full of Crisco so far today.

King_Chief_Fan · 11-23-2013, 07:43 PM

Matty is much better than Franklin...great throws

**TribalElder** · 11-23-2013, 07:43 PM

Bullshit call

Frazod · 11-23-2013, 07:44 PM

**QuikSsurfer** · 11-23-2013, 07:44 PM

Very nice

kepp · 11-23-2013, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kepp

Mauk in NOW?

Uh...I mean...bring in Mauk!

**Dartgod** · 11-23-2013, 07:45 PM

So is Franklin hurt or what?

'Hamas' Jenkins · 11-23-2013, 07:45 PM

Another ****ing hold. Jesus Christ.

**TribalElder** · 11-23-2013, 07:45 PM

They're moving us out of FG range

kepp · 11-23-2013, 07:45 PM

How many f'ing penalties is that now?!

**QuikSsurfer** · 11-23-2013, 07:45 PM

This is embarrassing

kepp · 11-23-2013, 07:46 PM

Why would they decline?

'Hamas' Jenkins · 11-23-2013, 07:46 PM

Please, tell me more about how good Copeland and Britt are.

King_Chief_Fan · 11-23-2013, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod

So is Franklin hurt or what?

Well lets hope....but not seriously hurt

**TribalElder** · 11-23-2013, 07:46 PM

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'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $8009572	Please, tell me more about how good Copeland and Britt are. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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