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Deberg_1990 · 07-31-2013, 03:51 PM

Mildly amusing.

Frazod · 08-01-2013, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Lzen

I'm not saying the cops would do anything. However, if the guy wanted to press the issue and could get a hold of the video......

Yes, the guy was a douche and probably deserved it, but is it worth potentially getting yourself into trouble? I was just saying think about the possible ramifications.

How's he going to get it? The parking lot owner's not going to give it to him - if the owner did, and the guy ended up tracking the offender down and assaulting him, the owner would be liable. And even if the owner does show him the video, on a parking lot camera, odds are keying a car isn't going to show up anyway, at least if you just do while walking past the car. And even if the footage clearly shows your face, then what? Are the cops going to do lineups over a keyed car? How can they prove you keyed the vehicle and weren't just walking past it? Again, it's a small act of vandalism, not a felony. They're not going to go all CSI over a keying, unless the guy in question is the mayor's son or something.

Dayze · 08-01-2013, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER

The law would prosecute you, not him, if it had witnessed this incident.

You acted like a child. Granted, so did he, but that doesn't mean you needed to lower yourself.

You are shameful.

. silly goose.

Dayze · 08-01-2013, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Omaha

Too fat. / Omaha

Ace Gunner · 08-01-2013, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Brock

Keying a car is pretty chickenshit.

2nded

Dayze · 08-01-2013, 09:17 AM

and I may have, or may not have, factored in any security cameras. I was crossing through the lot, looking like I was running late; may have fumbled my keys and dropped them between vehicles.

I forget what happened after that

Frazod · 08-01-2013, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Dayze

and I may have, or may not have, factored in any security cameras. I was crossing through the lot, looking like I was running late; may have fumbled my keys and dropped them between vehicles.

I forget what happened after that

SWAT is coming for you right now. Better get your affairs in order, you... you... evil serial keying guy!

Dayze · 08-01-2013, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER

It's property damage.

If a camera identifies the offender, guess what! Lawyer up, asshole, because the dick is going to work you over a second time!

Keying cars is something kids do. If you resort to it as an adult, you are an asshole and something of a great big pussy, too, since you want to avoid confrontation and be all sneaky.

Lulz.
Ok Sally.

Frazod · 08-01-2013, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Dayze

Lulz.
Ok Sally.

Keep in mind, now that he's skinny, he can actually be stuffed in a locker.

Omaha · 08-01-2013, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod

I guess you'll never diet and exercise enough to lose your inner pussy, will you?

So, you think it makes you less of a pussy to hide in your car (likely with a box of twinkies) until everyone is gone and then sneak back to bash his windows? You are the dumbest mother****er I've ever encountered. Please go die.

Tantrum is about to start in 3... 2... 1...

Frazod · 08-01-2013, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Omaha

So, you think it makes you less of a pussy to hide in your car (likely with a box of twinkies) until everyone is gone and then sneak back to bash his windows? You are the dumbest mother****er I've ever encountered. Please go die.

Tantrum is about to start in 3... 2... 1...

I guess you'd just run away as fast as you could and then jerk off to Auschwitz photos, right?

And you've never "encountered" me, ****tard. Look the word up when you get done drinking your alfalfa-yak semen shake.

crossbow · 08-01-2013, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Dayze

It reminds me of a parking fiasco. At a super busy movie theater mega-plex type place. No spots to be had.
I’m on the right side of the isle and someone was getting ready to back out on my side. They were taking quite a while getting their things in order. I patiently wait, no hurry, with my right blinker on.

As he pulls out, he backs out so he’ll end up leaving in the opposite direction of me. As he’s completing his back, some MFer comes in around from the other side, and drives right into the space. I honk etc.

Guy gets out of his big black shiny Mercedes SUV with his family, and flips me out saying “F you” etc. Nodding his head like “Yeah, that’s right. I said F you.” Walking backwards to keep looking at me; smiling while he did it.

So, I note location of said SUV and find my own spot.

Now, I’m not saying I did, or didn’t, but somehow he ended up with a deep scratch from rear quarter panel to the headlight on the right side. It’s possible that the culprit had so much paint lodged into his key, that he had to get a toothpick from the concession stand to get it out.

Obviously, this was not intentional on your part. So no harm done.

Hammock Parties · 08-01-2013, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Predarat

Instead of keying, slash one tire, and slightly cut one tire. He will put a spare on the slashed tire, when the other tire slowly leaks out he will be up a creek without a paddle.

Imagine if that tire busts on the interstate and the car gets into an accident and there's a huge, fiery explosion which claims the life of the driver and his entire family.

Their blood on your hands because you got upset over missing a parking spot.

Yep, totally worth it.

Frazod · 08-01-2013, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER

Imagine if that tire busts on the interstate and the car gets into an accident and there's a huge, fiery explosion which claims the life of the driver and his entire family.

Their blood on your hands because you got upset over missing a parking spot.

Yep, totally worth it.

Omaha will be along shortly to wipe your tears away.

**MahiMike** · 08-01-2013, 09:52 AM

This is why I've always parked WAY away from other folks. You know, the ones that are too lazy to walk very far. Always cracks me up to see folks circle the parking lot for 15 minutes, wasting gas, just to get a spot 100 feet closer.

Then they go into the MegalowMart where they have to walk 3 miles to get all their groceries.

Radar Chief · 08-01-2013, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by frazod

Omaha will be along shortly to wipe your tears away.

Heh, I'll be damned. Didn't know Clay is a body building dike with an Adams apple.
Learn something new every day.

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