Home Discord Chat
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > Nzoner's Game Room
Reload this Page Chiefs A note to the Falcons fans.
Register FAQDonate Members List Calendar

Reply
Page 2 of 3 1 2 3
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 09-08-2012, 08:26 PM  
Rain Man Rain Man is offline
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
 
Rain Man's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $3268491
VARSITY
A note to the Falcons fans.
Hey, you! Yeah, you, you Deion-drafting, Saint-sniffing, Dome-dwelling bunch of birds! You stink! You hear me? YOU STINK! Your Hall of Fame cubicle was turned into a Starbucks! With a seating area!

Your running back is fat, your quarterback is even dorkier looking than ours, and your third receiver has the name and moves of a Supreme Court Justice. Your tight end is a has-been retread who's never won a playoff game, your traffic is terrible, and your defensive tackle is so dumb that he put his first name on his jersey.

Your cheerleaders are unattainably hot, and I prefer Pepsi! You haven't stopped the run since General Sherman made camp, and you lost a Super Bowl to Elway! No one loses a Super Bowl to Elway! No one even wins by less than 30!

You traded to get Michael Vick! How do you think the Georgia Bulldogs feel about that?

Most of America draws a complete Blank on your ownership, and I think your coach is going by an alias! What's his real name! And what did he do with Bobby Petrino!

We're going to destroy you tomorrow! We're Mountain Dew and you're New Coke! When we get done with you, you're going to wish you were Tampa Bay! As God is our witness, you will never ... get a first down ... again!
Posts: 141,486
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 09-08-2012, 08:48 PM   #16
NJChiefsFan NJChiefsFan is offline
I've Made a Huge Mistake
 
NJChiefsFan's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: NJ
Casino cash: $5760423
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever View Post
This almost could have been one of my threads.

No offense RM.
Posts: 12,235
NJChiefsFan has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.NJChiefsFan has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.NJChiefsFan has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.NJChiefsFan has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.NJChiefsFan has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.NJChiefsFan has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.NJChiefsFan has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.NJChiefsFan has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.NJChiefsFan has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.NJChiefsFan has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.NJChiefsFan has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.
     Reply With Quote
Old 09-08-2012, 08:48 PM   #17
Dr. Johnny Fever Dr. Johnny Fever is offline
stax of wax
 
Dr. Johnny Fever's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2004
Casino cash: $10004900
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman View Post
I don't think they'll let McCluster mingle with the Falcons before the game.
**rim shot**
__________________

courtesy of BoneKrusher

"Baseball? It's just a game. As simple as a ball and bat, yet as complex as the American spirit it symbolizes. It's a sport, a business and sometimes a religion."

Ernie Harwell
Posts: 34,865
Dr. Johnny Fever 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliDr. Johnny Fever 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliDr. Johnny Fever 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliDr. Johnny Fever 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliDr. Johnny Fever 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliDr. Johnny Fever 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliDr. Johnny Fever 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliDr. Johnny Fever 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliDr. Johnny Fever 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliDr. Johnny Fever 's adopt a chief was Sabby PiscitelliDr. Johnny Fever 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitelli
     Reply With Quote
Old 09-08-2012, 08:50 PM   #18
Psyko Tek Psyko Tek is offline
special teams
 
Psyko Tek's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Mesa AZ
Casino cash: $10015665
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man View Post
Hey, you! Yeah, you, you Deion-drafting, Saint-sniffing, Dome-dwelling bunch of birds! You stink! You hear me? YOU STINK! Your Hall of Fame cubicle was turned into a Starbucks! With a seating area!

Your running back is fat, your quarterback is even dorkier looking than ours, and your third receiver has the name and moves of a Supreme Court Justice. Your tight end is a has-been retread who's never won a playoff game, your traffic is terrible, and your defensive tackle is so dumb that he put his first name on his jersey.

Your cheerleaders are unattainably hot, and I prefer Pepsi! You haven't stopped the run since General Sherman made camp, and you lost a Super Bowl to Elway! No one loses a Super Bowl to Elway! No one even wins by less than 30!

You traded to get Michael Vick! How do you think the Georgia Bulldogs feel about that?

Most of America draws a complete Blank on your ownership, and I think your coach is going by an alias! What's his real name! And what did he do with Bobby Petrino!

We're going to destroy you tomorrow! We're Mountain Dew and you're New Coke! When we get done with you, you're going to wish you were Tampa Bay! As God is our witness, you will never ... get a first down ... again!
that is an apricot smack down
__________________
Psyko Tek

The keyboard has been drinking,
Posts: 12,018
Psyko Tek is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Psyko Tek is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Psyko Tek is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Psyko Tek is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Psyko Tek is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Psyko Tek is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Psyko Tek is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Psyko Tek is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Psyko Tek is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Psyko Tek is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Psyko Tek is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.
     Reply With Quote
Old 09-08-2012, 08:58 PM   #19
Chief_For_Life58 Chief_For_Life58 is offline
Veteran
 
Chief_For_Life58's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: KC
Casino cash: $9925938
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hog Farmer View Post
Yeah, that, and I'll bet they can't even masturbate livestock cause they're city folks !
I bet they havent even ever seen meth before let alone smoked some..whata bunch of losers....hell I bet they even have all their teeth too
Posts: 3,859
Chief_For_Life58 wants to die in a aids tree fire.Chief_For_Life58 wants to die in a aids tree fire.Chief_For_Life58 wants to die in a aids tree fire.Chief_For_Life58 wants to die in a aids tree fire.Chief_For_Life58 wants to die in a aids tree fire.Chief_For_Life58 wants to die in a aids tree fire.Chief_For_Life58 wants to die in a aids tree fire.Chief_For_Life58 wants to die in a aids tree fire.Chief_For_Life58 wants to die in a aids tree fire.Chief_For_Life58 wants to die in a aids tree fire.Chief_For_Life58 wants to die in a aids tree fire.
     Reply With Quote
Old 09-08-2012, 08:59 PM   #20
tooge tooge is offline
MVP
 
tooge's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Liberty, MO
Casino cash: $3914112
Atlanta fan. You will not laugh. You will not cry. Your mama is not here to take care of you now. Your mine Atlanta fan!(FMJ)
Posts: 15,000
tooge is obviously part of the inner Circle.tooge is obviously part of the inner Circle.tooge is obviously part of the inner Circle.tooge is obviously part of the inner Circle.tooge is obviously part of the inner Circle.tooge is obviously part of the inner Circle.tooge is obviously part of the inner Circle.tooge is obviously part of the inner Circle.tooge is obviously part of the inner Circle.tooge is obviously part of the inner Circle.tooge is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 09-08-2012, 09:13 PM   #21
BigMeatballDave BigMeatballDave is offline
GBM 8-12-15
 
BigMeatballDave's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Dayton, Oh.
Casino cash: $10052154
Their BBQ sucks, too.
__________________
2015 Adopt-a-Chief: Tamba Hali
Posts: 59,997
BigMeatballDave is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigMeatballDave is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigMeatballDave is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigMeatballDave is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigMeatballDave is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigMeatballDave is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigMeatballDave is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigMeatballDave is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigMeatballDave is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigMeatballDave is obviously part of the inner Circle.BigMeatballDave is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 09-08-2012, 09:34 PM   #22
BillSelfsTrophycase BillSelfsTrophycase is offline
WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION
 
BillSelfsTrophycase's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2009
Casino cash: $10009313
Derrick Blaylock
Posts: 6,755
BillSelfsTrophycase 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.BillSelfsTrophycase 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.BillSelfsTrophycase 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.BillSelfsTrophycase 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.BillSelfsTrophycase 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.BillSelfsTrophycase 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.BillSelfsTrophycase 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.BillSelfsTrophycase 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.BillSelfsTrophycase 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.BillSelfsTrophycase 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.BillSelfsTrophycase 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.
     Reply With Quote
Old 09-08-2012, 09:37 PM   #23
RJ RJ is offline
Supporter
 
RJ's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: In a shotgun shack
Casino cash: $9965202
That was freaking awesome.

Rain Man is the Real Deal. Always has been, always will be.
Posts: 14,931
RJ Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RJ Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RJ Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RJ Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RJ Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RJ Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RJ Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RJ Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RJ Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RJ Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.RJ Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
     Reply With Quote
Old 09-08-2012, 10:00 PM   #24
Dirty Bird Dirty Bird is offline
Rookie
 

Join Date: Aug 2012
Casino cash: $10004900
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man View Post
Hey, you! Yeah, you, you Deion-drafting, Saint-sniffing, Dome-dwelling bunch of birds! You stink! You hear me? YOU STINK! Your Hall of Fame cubicle was turned into a Starbucks! With a seating area!

Your running back is fat, your quarterback is even dorkier looking than ours, and your third receiver has the name and moves of a Supreme Court Justice. Your tight end is a has-been retread who's never won a playoff game, your traffic is terrible, and your defensive tackle is so dumb that he put his first name on his jersey.

Your cheerleaders are unattainably hot, and I prefer Pepsi! You haven't stopped the run since General Sherman made camp, and you lost a Super Bowl to Elway! No one loses a Super Bowl to Elway! No one even wins by less than 30!

You traded to get Michael Vick! How do you think the Georgia Bulldogs feel about that?

Most of America draws a complete Blank on your ownership, and I think your coach is going by an alias! What's his real name! And what did he do with Bobby Petrino!

We're going to destroy you tomorrow! We're Mountain Dew and you're New Coke! When we get done with you, you're going to wish you were Tampa Bay! As God is our witness, you will never ... get a first down ... again!
Cool Story Broseph
Posts: 27
Dirty Bird is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.
     Reply With Quote
Old 09-08-2012, 10:27 PM   #25
Bewbies Bewbies is offline
Ith Fuhtbawl Time
 
Bewbies's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2010
Casino cash: $9999900
How about this?

Atlanta, you are the 90's Chiefs. Great for the first 17 weeks, absolute pussies in the playoffs. And you even have our TE....
Posts: 10,085
Bewbies 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Bewbies 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Bewbies 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Bewbies 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Bewbies 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Bewbies 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Bewbies 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Bewbies 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Bewbies 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Bewbies 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Bewbies 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.
     Reply With Quote
Old 09-08-2012, 10:36 PM   #26
Bambi Bambi is offline
Banned
 

Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: New York City
Casino cash: $10036993
The Chiefs will win. Don't worry.
Posts: 17,810
Bambi < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Bambi < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Bambi < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Bambi < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Bambi < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Bambi < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Bambi < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Bambi < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Bambi < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Bambi < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Bambi < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.
     Reply With Quote
Old 09-08-2012, 10:44 PM   #27
Oh Snap Oh Snap is offline
Veteran
 
Oh Snap's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2005
Casino cash: $9064925
I checked out a couple ATL Falcon forums, they seem to be a rather cocky confident bunch. I hope the Chiefs pound their pussies fast and furiously!
Posts: 1,986
Oh Snap is not part of the Right 53.Oh Snap is not part of the Right 53.Oh Snap is not part of the Right 53.Oh Snap is not part of the Right 53.Oh Snap is not part of the Right 53.Oh Snap is not part of the Right 53.Oh Snap is not part of the Right 53.Oh Snap is not part of the Right 53.Oh Snap is not part of the Right 53.Oh Snap is not part of the Right 53.Oh Snap is not part of the Right 53.
     Reply With Quote
Old 09-08-2012, 10:46 PM   #28
Unsmooth-Moment Unsmooth-Moment is offline
Veteran
 
Unsmooth-Moment's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: MO
Casino cash: $9390051
Chiefs will!
Posts: 1,528
Unsmooth-Moment would the whole thing.Unsmooth-Moment would the whole thing.Unsmooth-Moment would the whole thing.Unsmooth-Moment would the whole thing.Unsmooth-Moment would the whole thing.Unsmooth-Moment would the whole thing.Unsmooth-Moment would the whole thing.Unsmooth-Moment would the whole thing.Unsmooth-Moment would the whole thing.Unsmooth-Moment would the whole thing.Unsmooth-Moment would the whole thing.
     Reply With Quote
Old 09-08-2012, 10:58 PM   #29
Luke Warm Luke Warm is offline
-Bicho Grande-
 
Luke Warm's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Florida
Casino cash: $10004900
**** yeah Rain Man!!!! WAR CHIEFS!!!!!

__________________

Courtesy Of BoneKrusher
Posts: 728
Luke Warm < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Luke Warm < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Luke Warm < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Luke Warm < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Luke Warm < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Luke Warm < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Luke Warm < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Luke Warm < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Luke Warm < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Luke Warm < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Luke Warm < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.
     Reply With Quote
Old 09-08-2012, 10:58 PM   #30
btlook1 btlook1 is offline
umm...what do I say here?
 
btlook1's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: S.E. Kansas
Casino cash: $9495227
Rain Man kicks A$$!!!!!
__________________
BTW, your draft input is reminiscent of a porn stars cock sucking gone wild video. Sure it's great when they open their mouths but the funk that drips out afterward nobody wants a part of[/quote]
Posts: 1,289
btlook1 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.btlook1 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.btlook1 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.btlook1 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.btlook1 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.btlook1 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.btlook1 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.btlook1 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.btlook1 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.btlook1 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.btlook1 must have mowed badgirl's lawn.
     Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 2 of 3 1 2 3

« Previous Thread | > Nzoner's Game Room < | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 04:26 AM.

Contact Us - ChiefsPlanet - Archive - Top

This is a test for a client's site.
Fort Worth Texas Process Servers
Covering Arlington, Fort Worth, Grand Prairie and surrounding communities.
Tarrant County, Texas and Johnson County, Texas.
Advertise with us!
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.