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Old 10-17-2012, 02:12 PM   #1
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Put the blue screen of death as her screen saver. Had a "desktop" guy we did this to. He ended up reimaging his PC because he couldn't figure out why he kept getting the blue screen of death. Jesus he was dumb.
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I used to set this up for all the new techs that would come onto our team back in the day. Good old SysInternals.

It's sooooo funny to watch them do reimage after reimage.
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Old 10-17-2012, 02:17 PM   #2
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Old 10-17-2012, 02:24 PM   #3
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Old 10-17-2012, 02:24 PM   #4
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buy a brownie. roll it up. jam a few peanuts in it. put it on her desk
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Old 10-17-2012, 02:30 PM   #5
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buy a brownie. roll it up. jam a few peanuts in it. put it on her desk
why not just buy brownies with nuts in them?

I used to do this in HS and leave a trail of them on the floor to the mens room.
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Old 10-17-2012, 02:37 PM   #6
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Wait for a rainy day and fille her umbrella with the little holes from the hole punch.

Take some saran wrap and cover the top of one of her desk drawers, then flip the drawer over and slide it back in upside down.

If you have metal detectors, slip some random metal tools in her purse before lunch.
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Old 10-17-2012, 02:38 PM   #7
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my favorite, was to wedge a toothpick into the back of the kitchen sink squirter hose so that it is pointing directly towards where a persons face would be. then double over a rubber band over it's handle so that it is "engaged". Now, the first person that turns the sink on gets blasted in the face with water. Now, the trick of course is to make sure it happens to the right person. Works with my kids by asking if they will get me a glass of water.
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Old 10-18-2012, 08:52 AM   #8
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my favorite, was to wedge a toothpick into the back of the kitchen sink squirter hose so that it is pointing directly towards where a persons face would be. then double over a rubber band over it's handle so that it is "engaged". Now, the first person that turns the sink on gets blasted in the face with water. Now, the trick of course is to make sure it happens to the right person. Works with my kids by asking if they will get me a glass of water.
Love this one. Our sprayer handle was black, so electrical tape worked just groovy.
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Old 10-17-2012, 02:42 PM   #9
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Old 10-18-2012, 07:20 AM   #10
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Craiglist ad asking for a ride to Sturgis, with her e-mail.
I set up a fake email account and emailed a co-worker before responding to their "Happy Ending Massage Craigslist ad" that of course wasn't really listed.
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Old 10-18-2012, 07:42 AM   #11
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My buddy put an ad on craigslist for a 1 year old snow blower for roughly half to a little under half the cost of a new one. He then put his buddies # and a "i need to sell fast" message.

That other guy got an avalanche of calls that day.
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Old 10-18-2012, 07:45 AM   #12
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53 posts? Christ this place is slipping.

There's always the old go get a couple bags full of shreddings from the crosscut shredder and dump them at her cube. That's always a good one.
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Old 10-18-2012, 07:57 AM   #13
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And no This Thread is Worthless Without Pics either. The damn Chiefs are deleting our damn brain cells one by one, a little bit at a time. Damn Polly!
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Old 10-18-2012, 08:22 AM   #14
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There's always the old go get a couple bags full of shreddings from the crosscut shredder and dump them at her cube. That's always a good one.
And her ass is GLORIOUS too.
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Old 10-18-2012, 07:23 AM   #15
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Remove top of office chair.


Place shrimp or fish remains in the center tube of chair base.


Replace top of office chair.


Profit!
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