MU ****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread**** - Page 139

'Hamas' Jenkins · 01:02 PM

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.

Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.

Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO

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warpaint* · 10-21-2013, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good

Kelcey Quarels, the DT from South Carolina who leads the team in sacks, appears to be out for the Mizzou game.

This is starting to get kind of spooky.
Is it confirmed if Spurrier's still breathing?

**KcMizzou** · 10-21-2013, 04:42 PM

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BryanBusby · 10-21-2013, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

http://gigapixel.panoramas.com/mizzo...ball/20131019/

I was wondering what all the photographers were doing. That's a really cool thing and I found myself in the crowd lol

BryanBusby · 10-21-2013, 04:59 PM

I wonder who John Elway was scouting at the game

Pepe Silvia · 10-21-2013, 06:13 PM

People had a right to be upset before the season started, get the **** over it. Everyone is enjoying the moment now.

**Saul Good** · 10-21-2013, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by PackerinMo

People had a right to be upset before the season started, get the **** over it. Everyone is enjoying the moment now.

It's one thing to bitch before the season started. People are still bitching now.

BryanBusby · 10-21-2013, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good

It's one thing to bitch before the season started. People are still bitching now.

Anyone who is still bitching now has to be legit reeruned.

Pepe Silvia · 10-21-2013, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good

It's one thing to bitch before the season started. People are still bitching now.

It's sports, people are going to bitch about something.

**Saul Good** · 10-21-2013, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by PackerinMo

It's sports, people are going to bitch.

...and when they bitch about stupid stuff while displaying zero football knowledge, people are going to call them on their bullshit. It's not the end of the world. The world needs stupid people, too. Not everyone can pass the bar, but those who can need secretaries.

Eleazar · 10-21-2013, 06:58 PM

You know, Pinkel has done a pretty decent job... He took over for a guy who'd had 5 losing seasons out of 7, and the program hadn't had back to back winning seasons since 1983. Pinkel's now had 11 winning seasons out of 13. He's got a top 5 team that is undefeated in the SEC this season. He'll likely appear in the top conference in the nation's championship game in only his second year in the conference. We are one of only two teams in the nation (oregon) that have won every game by 15 points or more.

So let's just establish a baseline here, Pinkel doesn't need to be fired.

Frazod · 10-21-2013, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good

...and when they bitch about stupid stuff while displaying zero football knowledge, people are going to call them on their bullshit. It's not the end of the world. The world needs stupid people, too. Not everyone can pass the bar, but those who can need secretaries.

I sure do love it when you try to deflect criticism from others back on me. Cute little game you got going on, pussyboy.

Conversely, when your miserable pathetic ass comes around sniping people over what they say during a game thread after the game is over, I'll be here to call you out for being the ass-gaping cocksucking queer that you are.

Still waiting for you to nut up and berate all the rest of Pinkel's critics.

Or am I the only one who makes you cry, sissy?

Are you crying now?

I'll bet you are.

**Saul Good** · 10-21-2013, 07:12 PM

We're about to have a folk hero on our hands.

http://bustedcoverage.com/2013/10/21...hnny-football/

**Saul Good** · 10-21-2013, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

Are you crying now?

I'll bet you are.

I'm not the one who can't control my emotions.

Sassy Squatch · 10-21-2013, 07:15 PM

Here we go.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 10-21-2013, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good

We're about to have a folk hero on our hands.

http://bustedcoverage.com/2013/10/21...hnny-football/

****.

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