Post your top 5 rock bands of all time

[MeatRock]

1. Poison. My chicks loved CC and so did I. He's a pretty mother****er and i woulda sucked... not going there, but yea, **** yea. I would dress up just like him and play the drums in my band. People were like OMFG CC on the drums. **** yea.

2.Jon Bon Jovi. Living on a Prayer. We'll make it i swear. Panties ****ing drop. Thanks for being my wing man Jon Bon.

3.Cinderella. I'm not your fool. The ULTIMATE **** you song. Shit just got serious and you always cum out on top. Attracts even more chicks dude.

4. ENIGMA. Return to innocence. Best song ever. Thanks Enigma for allowing me to measure up in bed. They don't even think about my 2 inch penis cause they are already climaxing.

5. And finally Stryper. Honestly. This ****ing song transitioned me into my next life adventures. Life changing moment in my rockstar life.

Can't go without mentioning my all time favorite VHS video. Kiss Uncensored. I used to go get all of the pillows from the couches and bed's and put them under my blanket like they were chicks down there. Just like Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley.
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