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Old 09-16-2012, 03:16 PM  
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#1) Put that lotion away on Sundays, you can just use your tears.

#2) For mental stimulation, envision the number of wins the chiefs will have this year.

#3) For clean up, use your chiefs apparel.

This is a great, cost effective way to create the endorphins you are supposed to generate while watching your favorite football team.
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Old 09-16-2012, 03:20 PM   #2
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Old 09-16-2012, 03:23 PM   #3
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Old 09-16-2012, 03:28 PM   #4
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Old 09-16-2012, 03:30 PM   #5
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Old 09-16-2012, 03:30 PM   #6
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I'd need at least 4 snickers bars first
I see. You prefer to eat facsimiles of the chiefs offense, defense, special teams, and coaching.
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Old 09-16-2012, 03:32 PM   #7
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Old 09-16-2012, 03:33 PM   #8
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Old 09-16-2012, 03:58 PM   #10
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never jerked off to football games.
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Why not? It's not like it'd be any MORE shameful than if someone walked in on you watching today's game with your pants still on.
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