What are you assholes having for dinner tonight?

[bowener]

I'm cooking my favorite.

Corned beef and Cabbage.

Cooking it mostly because I love it, and in all probability, am addicted to this heavenly meal, but also because my girlfriend cannot think of a time that she has had it. I had to fix that.

Right now there is a wonderful scent wafting through the air.

So, what are you having?

If you are sad and alone, what do you wish you were having?


edit:

With my meal, I could have titled the thread, "what are your assholes spraying out tomorrow?"