Football Applications now being accepted for drftubators

CarlPeterson_fan · 05-03-2010, 04:21 PM

for members of my scouting department. As many of you know, I am the successor in waiting to replace Bill Parcells at Miami. It is time for you draftubator geniouses (cp sp) to step up.
Hamas, how many stries does Don Pioli have now? You are so much smarter than him. Just look at the cp mock draft. You had the Rams and chose Clausen with the first pick. Brilliant! He is so highly touted that he fell to pick 48. That is the kind of value you just can't find these days. Would you head up my college scouting department? With you onboard, we might spend our first pick on a QB every year, but what the hey. I didn't do any better picking tackles.
Mecca, for you I was hoping you would just help Hamas with the college kids. You two seem to parrot each other al the time anyway. I especially want you to focus on getting some better defensive players in here. The way you picked apart my best draft in 96, I aam sure you could do so much better. I jumped for joy in my last draft here in KC to see you liking my picks. Didn't you JIMP when I took DuJuan Morgan? Man that was a great pick. I expect we will flush that turd this year, just like we did Pollard last year. What a scrub he was. I can't believe Houston actually picked him up.
Saccapoo, I want you to focus on the offensive line. But we can't pick offensive line with every pick. Hamas has to get his QB first every year, and Mecca is gonna want to cut everyone and start over every year, but maybe we can convince them to get a 7th rounder or UDFA for the line every other year.
Any other draftubators that are interested, just let me know. CP can build a dynasty. I just know it.

LaChapelle · 05-03-2010, 04:23 PM

When you get to start out with Thigpen
It's not really fair

Brock · 05-03-2010, 04:25 PM

Unfunny poster is unfunny.

**Reaper16** · 05-03-2010, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brock

Unfunny poster is unfunny.

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**The Franchise** · 05-03-2010, 04:27 PM

**Kyle DeLexus** · 05-03-2010, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brock

Unfunny poster is unfunny.

This. Difficult to watch.

**Reaper16** · 05-03-2010, 04:29 PM

It sort of sounds like Hootie but there aren't enough needless ellipses.

Consistent1 · 05-03-2010, 04:30 PM

Dude, you are still trying to run with the reeruned gimmick. One more hint....it ain't funny...not at all.
Posted via Mobile Device

**CrazyPhuD** · 05-03-2010, 04:30 PM

Would have been funnier if you named yourself Hot Carl....

**kysirsoze** · 05-03-2010, 04:33 PM

Simply Red · 05-03-2010, 04:48 PM

CarlPeterson_fan · 05-03-2010, 05:15 PM

Wow. I thought a thread poking fun of the draftubators would go over great. I guess I should have went with a poop thread.

FD · 05-03-2010, 05:28 PM

This is seriously one of the worst gimmick posters I've ever seen. Just stop, man.

**the Talking Can** · 05-03-2010, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlPeterson

for members of my scouting department. As many of you know, I am the successor in waiting to replace Bill Parcells at Miami. It is time for you draftubator geniouses (cp sp) to step up.
Hamas, how many stries does Don Pioli have now? You are so much smarter than him. Just look at the cp mock draft. You had the Rams and chose Clausen with the first pick. Brilliant! He is so highly touted that he fell to pick 48. That is the kind of value you just can't find these days. Would you head up my college scouting department? With you onboard, we might spend our first pick on a QB every year, but what the hey. I didn't do any better picking tackles.
Mecca, for you I was hoping you would just help Hamas with the college kids. You two seem to parrot each other al the time anyway. I especially want you to focus on getting some better defensive players in here. The way you picked apart my best draft in 96, I aam sure you could do so much better. I jumped for joy in my last draft here in KC to see you liking my picks. Didn't you JIMP when I took DuJuan Morgan? Man that was a great pick. I expect we will flush that turd this year, just like we did Pollard last year. What a scrub he was. I can't believe Houston actually picked him up.
Saccapoo, I want you to focus on the offensive line. But we can't pick offensive line with every pick. Hamas has to get his QB first every year, and Mecca is gonna want to cut everyone and start over every year, but maybe we can convince them to get a 7th rounder or UDFA for the line every other year.
Any other draftubators that are interested, just let me know. CP can build a dynasty. I just know it.

hootie, it is funnier when you let people pee on you

ChiefaRoo · 05-03-2010, 05:34 PM

Ummm..

nevermind.

05-03-2010, 04:21 PM
CarlPeterson_fan Banned Join Date: Apr 2010 Casino cash: $10006490	Applications now being accepted for drftubators for members of my scouting department. As many of you know, I am the successor in waiting to replace Bill Parcells at Miami. It is time for you draftubator geniouses (cp sp) to step up. Hamas, how many stries does Don Pioli have now? You are so much smarter than him. Just look at the cp mock draft. You had the Rams and chose Clausen with the first pick. Brilliant! He is so highly touted that he fell to pick 48. That is the kind of value you just can't find these days. Would you head up my college scouting department? With you onboard, we might spend our first pick on a QB every year, but what the hey. I didn't do any better picking tackles. Mecca, for you I was hoping you would just help Hamas with the college kids. You two seem to parrot each other al the time anyway. I especially want you to focus on getting some better defensive players in here. The way you picked apart my best draft in 96, I aam sure you could do so much better. I jumped for joy in my last draft here in KC to see you liking my picks. Didn't you JIMP when I took DuJuan Morgan? Man that was a great pick. I expect we will flush that turd this year, just like we did Pollard last year. What a scrub he was. I can't believe Houston actually picked him up. Saccapoo, I want you to focus on the offensive line. But we can't pick offensive line with every pick. Hamas has to get his QB first every year, and Mecca is gonna want to cut everyone and start over every year, but maybe we can convince them to get a 7th rounder or UDFA for the line every other year. Any other draftubators that are interested, just let me know. CP can build a dynasty. I just know it.
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