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Old 12-26-2013, 02:39 PM  
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What are some ways to entertain a small child?
Ok CP, so next week I am meeting my girlfriend's 5 year old daughter for the first time. It's very important to me that we get along because I reaaaaally like my girlfriend, but this would obviously be a dealbreaker if I don't get along with her kid. Aside from "turn around and run immediately", I'm looking for any kind of advice to hit it off with the kid. Dad is out of the picture and grandpa is dead so she's never had any sort of male figure in her life.

My girlfriend says to "just be yourself" but I dunno WTF that means. I'm never around any kids so I don't know what they find funny or entertaining. Should I bring gifts? Do kids still like the "pull a quarter out of the ear" trick? I loved that when I was a kid but is there anything else? Has the game been upped since that trick came along? Any funny jokes kids that age like?


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Old 12-27-2013, 12:33 PM   #91
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Teach her to say, "Rock on" when she burps.
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Teach her to say, "Rock on" when she burps.
A good mom should have already taught her. She is five for ****s sake.
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Don't smoke in front of her. If there's one thing young girls hate it's a smoker. And, yes, they are junior tree-huggers. In general, kids are becoming more PC at a young age these days.

If possible, take her out in the yard and play some softball. Start out with basic catching and throwing, and then teach her how to bat. Then, if she looks pretty athletic, teach her the windmill pitch. Then do some basic base running drills. If all goes well, sign her up for little league this spring and volunteer to be the coach. You must have patience to teach very young girls softball.
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If possible, take her out in the yard and play some softball. Start out with basic catching and throwing, and then teach her how to bat. Then, if she looks pretty athletic, teach her the windmill pitch. Then do some basic base running drills. If all goes well, sign her up for little league this spring and volunteer to be the coach. You must have patience to teach very young girls softball.
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