KU Have you ever been with a fat chick? - Page 4

Titty Meat · 05-23-2013, 09:57 PM

How was it?

**J Diddy** · 05-23-2013, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls

I'd still rather have a spectator than go solo with a heifer. I mean, come on.

You used to be a heifer. Where's the sympathy?

Demonpenz · 05-23-2013, 10:53 PM

I like how online everyone is like...oh I wouldn't smash a fat chick...then you see the bald headed goate bastards in real life at a chiefsplanet event, and there is that persons wife...with enough fat falling off under her Wal-Mart Tony Gonzo jersey that you want to cut her open and stuff luke inside her like a god damn tantan

booger · 05-23-2013, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls

I'd still rather have a spectator than go solo with a heifer. I mean, come on.

freak!

Hammock Parties · 05-23-2013, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy

You used to be a heifer. Where's the sympathy?

None for heifers, or my past self.

Mother****erJones · 05-23-2013, 10:54 PM

Hammock Parties · 05-23-2013, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

freak!

Once you're into it, do you really care who is in the room?

booger · 05-23-2013, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

I like how online everyone is like...oh I wouldn't smash a fat chick...then you see the bald headed goate bastards in real life at a chiefsplanet event, and there is that persons wife...with enough fat falling off under her Wal-Mart Tony Gonzo jersey that you want to cut her open and stuff luke inside her like a god damn tantan

reminds me of back tittys

**J Diddy** · 05-23-2013, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

I like how online everyone is like...oh I wouldn't smash a fat chick...then you see the bald headed goate bastards in real life at a chiefsplanet event, and there is that persons wife...with enough fat falling off under her Wal-Mart Tony Gonzo jersey that you want to cut her open and stuff luke inside her like a god damn tantan

Only when its cold.

booger · 05-23-2013, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls

Once you're into it, do you really care who is in the room?

yes

not a sword fighter

rather her grandma was their too than another dude

**J Diddy** · 05-23-2013, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls

Once you're into it, do you really care who is in the room?

This view is quickly squashed once you have children. A creak in the house makes you pull out and act asleep. If you have a fat chick in the bed it's extra troublesome because you have to push her fat ass out the window so your 10 year old boy isn't clowning your ass for the next decade.

Titty Meat · 05-23-2013, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

I like how online everyone is like...oh I wouldn't smash a fat chick...then you see the bald headed goate bastards in real life at a chiefsplanet event, and there is that persons wife...with enough fat falling off under her Wal-Mart Tony Gonzo jersey that you want to cut her open and stuff luke inside her like a god damn tantan

I haven't laughed at a post this hard on here well since ever.

Consistent1 · 05-23-2013, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Cannibal

Disagree. Skinny bitch with big tits is where it's at.

Yeah, my first wife was like that. 5 10, 34C, like 120 lbs and very good looking. But it's almost a fight everywhere you go though. Guys will always push it.

I screwed around with this one chick several years ago that was way younger than I at the time. She had insane tits, just rock hard when the rest of her wasn't. Cute face really. Would do ANYTHING I told her. On a bunch of meds and nuts. I let her stay with me for a week because her dad kicked her out. Big mistake. But I had fun with the sex end of it.

I have done it a couple other times between relationships. Even my second wife got bigger for awhile. Not overboard, but she was chubby at our wedding. She looks great now and I still am hitting it when I probably shouldn't.

BTW, don't get married....lmao

booger · 05-23-2013, 11:00 PM

i hate their fancy little laps dogs. The ones who sleep on the bed and hop up when you are pounding away and you feel that cold wet nose in the crack of your ass.....wiping my ass with a maltese is on my bucket list

**J Diddy** · 05-23-2013, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

i hate their fancy little laps dogs. The ones who sleep on the bed and hop up when you are pounding away and you feel that cold wet nose in the crack of your ass.....wiping my ass with a maltese is on my bucket list

that's great

booger · 05-23-2013, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy

that's great

pretty sure malteses are hypo allergic too

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