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02-08-2007, 01:25 AM | #2 |
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That's pretty funny.
I like B.J. Novak's take on 72 virgins (he's Ryan from The Office):
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Gots to call bs on the author. Sure looks like one of those Andy Rooney/Ted nugent/ Bill Gates kind of things
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...it's kinda like in the movie Roxanne with Steve Martin, when he has to come up with like 20 ways to insult the size of his nose...that's probably where the idea that it was Steve Martin came from.
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I thought the same thing, but apparently it really is Steve Martin. I don't know if it's THE Steve Martin, but.... http://www.newyorker.com/shouts/cont..._shouts_martin By the way, I really hate those chain e-mails you're referring to. I'm always amazed when I receive them from people I know to be perfectly intelligent most of the time yet somehow believe that Andy Rooney went on a racist tirade during a segment of 60 Minutes. |
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I couldn't find proof for or against it being steve, this is good information. I usually just use random search tatics or snopes.com for many questionable emails. Then if it's true I may forward it, if it's false I reply to all and paste the results. This has done one thing effectively, cut down on stupid emails, either by education or removal from their email list. Either way, I'm happier. |
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Pretty funny stuff I like the 30 second youtube clip thats really funny.
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Its definitely the real Steve Martin. He writes things like these for the New Yorker from time to time.
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