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Old 06-22-2011, 08:12 AM  
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Boulder police seek suspect who hid in portable toilet at yoga festival

Boulder police are looking for a tall young man who escaped capture while "covered in feces" after he contorted himself inside a portable toilet at the Hanuman Yoga Festival Friday.

A woman had gone inside to use the toilet when she suspected someone was hiding in the well-used bowl beneath a tarp, police said today.

A security officer waited outside until a shirtless, shoeless man came out stained with human waste. When the officer tried to stop him, he made a run for it and got away.

Witnesses told police he might be a local transient who uses the name Sky.

He is described as white, about 20 years old, between 6 feet, 4 inches and 6 feet, 8 inches tall with a thin build and short, dark hair.

Witnesses said he had cuts on his back and legs and was wearing leather bracelets on each wrist.

Anyone with information can call Detective Jeremy Frenzen at 303-441-1890 or Northern Colorado Crime Stoppers at 1-800-222-8477 or 1-800-444-3776.

There is a $1,000 reward.

http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_18324478
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Old 06-22-2011, 08:32 AM   #2
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Old 06-22-2011, 08:36 AM   #3
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Old 06-22-2011, 08:37 AM   #4
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Sounds like something Rain Man would do.
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Old 06-22-2011, 08:38 AM   #5
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Can't say I blame the officer for not chasing then tackling him.
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Old 06-22-2011, 08:38 AM   #6
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a shirtless, shoeless man came out stained with human waste.
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Witnesses said he had cuts on his back and legs
Double Eww.
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Old 06-22-2011, 08:39 AM   #7
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He is described as white
Make up your mind. Is he brown or is he white? No wonder he eluded capture. Conflicting descriptions.
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Old 06-22-2011, 08:43 AM   #8
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At least he wasn't a teenage girl passed out at a party. THAT would be embarassing.
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Old 06-22-2011, 08:47 AM   #9
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I bet it's a senior staff person for adams county. anything around here involving crime and feces and a cover up involves them.
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Old 06-22-2011, 08:51 AM   #10
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Old 06-22-2011, 09:01 AM   #11
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Sounds like something Rain Man would do.
Rain Man and Sky. There has to be a connection there somewhere.
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Old 06-22-2011, 09:05 AM   #12
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So.... why was he hiding in poo?
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So.... why was he hiding in poo?
He got drunk at a party so a partygoer threw him in there as a joke?
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He took off and ran by a passed out girl...someone took her picture.
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