Football Jacoby Jones injured on stripper bus... - Page 4

**The Franchise** · 09-23-2013, 12:02 PM

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Ravens KR Jacoby Jones reportedly suffered a head injury in a brawl aboard a party bus when a stripper hit him in the head with a bottle late Sunday.

The bus was reportedly filled with Ravens players and at least one stripper named "Sweet Pea," who struck Jones with a "gigantic" Ace of Spades bottle. Jones was reportedly "bleeding everywhere," and an ambulance was called, though he did not have to be hospitalized. Notorious partier Bryant McKinnie was aboard the bus, but tried to break up the brawl. No arrests were made because "no one cooperated with cops." Jones is out indefinitely with a sprained MCL.

seclark · 09-24-2013, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiimosabi

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You'd think NFL guys would have better taste.

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they're just helping her get to that 100k mark.
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listopencil · 09-24-2013, 02:37 PM

So...the Ravens are a bunch of thugs?

listopencil · 09-24-2013, 02:39 PM

...and I'm just going to pretend it was her. Makes a better story:

Oh Snap · 09-24-2013, 02:46 PM

lol reminds me of my buddies bachelor party in Vegas. He paid a stripper so he could smell her ass. He was a bit too drunk and aggressive and ended up getting knocked out by her. The moral of the story here is DO NOT mess with strippers...Especially if you are an investment banker.

09-23-2013, 12:02 PM
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09-24-2013, 02:37 PM	#47
listopencil Immanentize The Eschaton Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In Partibus Infidelium Casino cash: $2145880	So...the Ravens are a bunch of thugs? __________________ Good friends we have had, oh, good friends we've lost...along the way. In this great future, you can't forget your past. So dry your tears, I say.
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09-24-2013, 02:39 PM	#48
listopencil Immanentize The Eschaton Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In Partibus Infidelium Casino cash: $2145880	...and I'm just going to pretend it was her. Makes a better story: __________________ Good friends we have had, oh, good friends we've lost...along the way. In this great future, you can't forget your past. So dry your tears, I say.
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09-24-2013, 02:46 PM	#49
Oh Snap Veteran Join Date: Nov 2005 Casino cash: $9064925	lol reminds me of my buddies bachelor party in Vegas. He paid a stripper so he could smell her ass. He was a bit too drunk and aggressive and ended up getting knocked out by her. The moral of the story here is DO NOT mess with strippers...Especially if you are an investment banker.
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