HOLY MOTHER OF GOD OF TRISCUITS - Page 2

Silock · 11-14-2007, 12:31 AM

Cracked Pepper and Olive Oil Triscuits are, in fact, a food of the gods.

That is all.

Calcountry · 11-14-2007, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silock

Cracked Pepper and Olive Oil Triscuits are, in fact, a food of the gods.

That is all.

You forgot to say discuss.

Calcountry · 11-14-2007, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007

Apparenly you can't say "c.r.a.c.k.e.r.s" for it must be a racial slur. Look what happens when i try to say...

Triscuit "The Man"s

WTF? but Chiefsplanet allows me to use it when capitalized as Cracker.

So I must formulate my sentences as such. IE- I saw THE CRACKER as opposed to a c.r.a.c.k.e.r

I like R Lee Ermeys take in the movie
"Full Metal Jacket" on this shit.

**Saulbadguy** · 11-14-2007, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007

Well, maybe if you told me they were delicious Triscuit crack.ers I could have enjoyed them with you.
Carl: I'm sorry.
Eric: Well, "sorry" doesn't put the Triscuit "The Man"s in my stomach now, does it Karl?

Haha classic Billy Madison piece...sorry to digress...the thought of delicious triscuits got me thinkin'

Crackers.

**Saulbadguy** · 11-14-2007, 12:46 PM

test. "The Man"s.

JohninGpt · 11-14-2007, 01:50 PM

"Animal cracker in my soup, whoop de do and loop de loop..."

Demonpenz · 11-14-2007, 02:03 PM

You ain't funky enough for my funky chilli white man cracker

Hammock Parties · 11-26-2011, 01:51 PM

To the triscuits,

I was looking at your box today, when my eyes were affronted by what I soon deemed to be a most grievous slogan placement. It was as clear as day, presented here in digital form.

Weave some wonder, you say? Triscuits, triscuits, triscuits. How can I respond?

**** you.

Yes, triscuits, I take offense to your package sloganeering. Let us examine the details of this blight upon my Saturday.

First, you invite me to weave. I say! Wot? No, no, no. Where in the blue **** do you get off thinking I bought your product - A FOODSTUFF - to weave anything? No, sir. I will not be weaving anything, and certainly not YOUR product. I bought it to ingest. Weaving is right out.

Yes, I recognize your product is "weaved" grains, more or less, though we BOTH know no actual weaving goes on at your factory. I can let that go, but inviting me to partake in this activity is an insult.

There will be no weaving, triscuits.

Now there's the matter of this "wonder."

First off, how does one "weave" wonder? You have mistaken something intangible for something that is completely opposite. You cannot place a gram of wonder upon a godforsaken loom and weave it into a garment, a triscuit, or even a pile of shit.

I can accept the possibility that perhaps you are a company of, or guild, of magical weavers, not unlike the characters in the hit 1990 Lucasarts video game LOOM.

But I am not, and whether or not you can use your product to tear asunder the fabric of space and time and invite CHAOS into our realm is irrelevant.

I cannot, and will not be weaving ANY wonder, and suspect in fact that such a thing is entirely impossible. Furthermore, I did PAY full retail price for your product, so you asking me to do ANY sort of manual labor with it is ridiculous. Even if I stole it off the shelf I would not be weaving shit with triscuits. I would eat them.

Sincerely,

E. Pluribus Nomine Patris De Smith, PhD

Triscuit eater, and advocate of a weave-free lifestyle.

Okie_Apparition · 11-26-2011, 02:02 PM

A tri scuit is probably better than a bi scuit
but still are what fund the evil Jayhawk empire

shirtsleeve · 11-26-2011, 02:08 PM

I like the rosemary and olive oil ones best.

DMAC · 11-26-2011, 02:09 PM

Just wait until you put some cracked pepper ones on a baking sheet, sprinkle shredded mozarella and cheddar, and put under the broiler for a couple minutes.

Hammock Parties · 11-26-2011, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by DMAC

Just wait until you put some cracked pepper ones on a baking sheet, sprinkle shredded mozarella and cheddar, and put under the broiler for a couple minutes.

**OnTheWarpath15** · 11-26-2011, 02:31 PM

"The Man" Jacks.

Still my favorite.

**Gonzo** · 11-26-2011, 02:45 PM

Triscuits with olive-oil and cracked pepper are good by themselves however, put a square of monterey-jack and a small piece of smoked salmon on them and it's like your mouth just had an orgasm...
I shit you not.
Posted via Mobile Device

R8RFAN · 11-26-2011, 02:48 PM

Triscuits, Pickled Jalapenos & Cheeze Whiz

Try it

Pitt Gorilla · 11-26-2011, 02:48 PM

Chili pepper Triscuits are great as well. The rosemary/olive oil and roasted garlic are yummy too.

11-14-2007, 12:31 AM
Silock MVP Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $10020882	HOLY MOTHER OF GOD OF TRISCUITS Cracked Pepper and Olive Oil Triscuits are, in fact, a food of the gods. That is all.
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11-14-2007, 12:46 PM	#19
Saulbadguy When a nightmare becomes real Join Date: Nov 2003 Casino cash: $2556966	test. "The Man"s. __________________ http://www.goemaw.com
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11-14-2007, 01:50 PM	#20
JohninGpt Dammit Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Busted Stick, IT Casino cash: $5348304	"Animal cracker in my soup, whoop de do and loop de loop..."
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11-14-2007, 02:03 PM	#21
Demonpenz I got Rice cookin in the micro Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $3082136	You ain't funky enough for my funky chilli white man cracker __________________
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11-26-2011, 01:51 PM	#22
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4630478	To the triscuits, I was looking at your box today, when my eyes were affronted by what I soon deemed to be a most grievous slogan placement. It was as clear as day, presented here in digital form. Weave some wonder, you say? Triscuits, triscuits, triscuits. How can I respond? ** you. Yes, triscuits, I take offense to your package sloganeering. Let us examine the details of this blight upon my Saturday. First, you invite me to weave. I say! Wot? No, no, no. Where in the blue ** do you get off thinking I bought your product - A FOODSTUFF - to weave anything? No, sir. I will not be weaving anything, and certainly not YOUR product. I bought it to ingest. Weaving is right out. Yes, I recognize your product is "weaved" grains, more or less, though we BOTH know no actual weaving goes on at your factory. I can let that go, but inviting me to partake in this activity is an insult. There will be no weaving, triscuits. Now there's the matter of this "wonder." First off, how does one "weave" wonder? You have mistaken something intangible for something that is completely opposite. You cannot place a gram of wonder upon a godforsaken loom and weave it into a garment, a triscuit, or even a pile of shit. I can accept the possibility that perhaps you are a company of, or guild, of magical weavers, not unlike the characters in the hit 1990 Lucasarts video game LOOM. But I am not, and whether or not you can use your product to tear asunder the fabric of space and time and invite CHAOS into our realm is irrelevant. I cannot, and will not be weaving ANY wonder, and suspect in fact that such a thing is entirely impossible. Furthermore, I did PAY full retail price for your product, so you asking me to do ANY sort of manual labor with it is ridiculous. Even if I stole it off the shelf I would not be weaving shit with triscuits. I would eat them. Sincerely, E. Pluribus Nomine Patris De Smith, PhD Triscuit eater, and advocate of a weave-free lifestyle. __________________ Chiefs game films
Posts: 278,131

11-26-2011, 02:02 PM	#23
Okie_Apparition Banned Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: floatin cobwebs n the sky Casino cash: $10004900	A tri scuit is probably better than a bi scuit but still are what fund the evil Jayhawk empire
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11-26-2011, 02:08 PM	#24
shirtsleeve In your pants Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: at work Casino cash: $10004900	I like the rosemary and olive oil ones best.
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11-26-2011, 02:09 PM	#25
DMAC MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $10008735	Just wait until you put some cracked pepper ones on a baking sheet, sprinkle shredded mozarella and cheddar, and put under the broiler for a couple minutes.
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11-26-2011, 02:31 PM	#27
OnTheWarpath15 MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $4861115	"The Man" Jacks. Still my favorite.
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11-26-2011, 02:45 PM	#28
Gonzo Stuff & Things Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Yukon Casino cash: $10126924	Triscuits with olive-oil and cracked pepper are good by themselves however, put a square of monterey-jack and a small piece of smoked salmon on them and it's like your mouth just had an orgasm... I shit you not. Posted via Mobile Device
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11-26-2011, 02:48 PM	#29
R8RFAN Molôn Labé Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: North Carolina Casino cash: $8566872	Triscuits, Pickled Jalapenos & Cheeze Whiz Try it
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11-26-2011, 02:48 PM	#30
Pitt Gorilla Banned! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: NOT Columbia, MO 65201 Casino cash: $2870194	Chili pepper Triscuits are great as well. The rosemary/olive oil and roasted garlic are yummy too. __________________ Your son is a bench warmer because of your weak genetics not because of the coach Norlin Mommsen is disgusting.
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