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tooge · 10-01-2012, 02:44 PM

You woke up this morning and found that you are Clark Hunt. Aside from nailing Tavia in the rear, having a beautiful naked housemaid make you steak and eggs, and then playing golf, what is the plan for the chiefs moving forward. Lets see if anyone end up getting it right. Here's mine;

I'm on the phone with Grudens agent while I'm banging Tavia. I tell him I'm gonna make sure he's got his pick of QB's to groom in the upcoming draft. We chat a bit about who he and others respect as a good scout type GM. Gruden picks his guy to groom, I pick the next GM, and I look to see if Bums son is interested in being the asst head coach to also be the D coordinator. What you got?

**RealSNR** · 10-01-2012, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry

Tim Connolly left the Chiefs back in 1995. You are thinking of Kuharich.

Another guy I honestly wouldn't mind, though he hasn't had a job since he got fired in 2009. I wonder if all of his contacts and scouting reports are gone. He probably has no need to keep as up-to-date as he did when he worked

ChiefsCountry · 10-01-2012, 03:47 PM

Russ Ball - read up and learn. I was pimping him last year for the Rams job.
http://www.jsonline.com/packerinsider/130041648.html

**RealSNR** · 10-01-2012, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

4. Review tape and re-sign current players to long term deals. Albert and Bowe certainly deserve deals and determine if guys like Pituatoa deserve at least a 2 to 3 year deal. Dorsey and Jackson are expendable if not agreeable to short term and financially responsible contracts.

That's already built into the parameters of the contract. GMs need a full year with the team's old scouts and staff for that spring's draft. Then the new guy needs a full year to evaluate the remaining players on the roster. It's the way of things.

RunKC · 10-01-2012, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by saphojunkie

But it's a passing league. Pitoitua is visibly better both vs. the run and the pass.

But hey, if he's cheap, sure.

I would replace Dorsey with Ropati. Dorsey doesn't have the body to play the position and Tyson is just as good.

**MahiMike** · 10-01-2012, 04:02 PM

Clark for a day, huh? hmmm. Methinks I like the profits provided by these mid-westerners too much to care about the Chiefs...(goes back to banging Tavia on my personal golf course).

It's good to be the king.

Ace Gunner · 10-01-2012, 04:04 PM

Sell.

**DaneMcCloud** · 10-01-2012, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR

That's already built into the parameters of the contract. GMs need a full year with the team's old scouts and staff for that spring's draft. Then the new guy needs a full year to evaluate the remaining players on the roster. It's the way of things.

That's what I hear...

**DaneMcCloud** · 10-01-2012, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry

Tim Connolly left the Chiefs back in 1995. You are thinking of Kuharich.

I'm also thinking of Denny Thum. Thanks, Dude.

**DaneMcCloud** · 10-01-2012, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry

Russ Ball - read up and learn. I was pimping him last year for the Rams job.
http://www.jsonline.com/packerinsider/130041648.html

Well, then hire Ball as team president and Wolf as GM.

**wazu** · 10-01-2012, 04:30 PM

1. Fire Pioli and cut Cassel immediately.
2. Inform Crennel this is his last year, but he will be fired immediately if he wins another game or informs anybody of this discussion. Add $1 million bonus to his contract if Chiefs lose all remaining games but nobody catches on and the meltdown looks legit.
3. Draft Geno.
4. Win Superbowls.

BryanBusby · 10-01-2012, 04:33 PM

1. Go to soccer game.
2. Eat a sandwich
3. Send butler to pick up suit from dry cleaner.
4. Text Scott about too much toner being used.

Dayze · 10-01-2012, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence

1. Inform Matt Cassel, Romeo Crennel and Scott Pioli that they will not be returning after this year.
2. Call the New York Giants and request the right to interview Mark Ross for the open GM job. Hire him immediately after.
3. Give Ross the ability to bring in his own coaching staff. The only requirement/restriction for that hire that I give him is that he must hire a head coach that will only do that job. The head coach is required to bring in actual coordinators that do those jobs.
4. Give Ross the ability to switch defensive schemes if he would like. I would give my input into switching to a 3-4 1 gap defense but let him make that decision on his own.
5. Re-sign Bowe to a new contract.
6. Re-sign Albert to a new contract.
7. Do whatever it takes to trade up for Geno Smith.

Bueno

Dayze · 10-01-2012, 08:21 PM

I've also come to the conclusion that Piolis scouts suck ass

GloryDayz · 10-01-2012, 08:24 PM

If I woke up and I was Clark, I'd jump! I'd just jump! For the sake of the nation, I'd jump! I'd turn the team over, for free, to somebody who cares!

JohnnyHammersticks · 10-01-2012, 08:31 PM

My plan, after looking in the mirror this morning, is to get a new ****ing barber. Why didn't any of my yes men bother to tell me that my haircut makes me look like some damned homosexual model in a 1980's JC Penny's catalog?

Then after that's taken care of, I'll get back to finalizing that 10-year extension I've been working on for Pioli.

Any other questions?

10-01-2012, 02:44 PM
tooge MVP Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Liberty, MO Casino cash: $3974112	so, your Clark, what is your plan. go on record You woke up this morning and found that you are Clark Hunt. Aside from nailing Tavia in the rear, having a beautiful naked housemaid make you steak and eggs, and then playing golf, what is the plan for the chiefs moving forward. Lets see if anyone end up getting it right. Here's mine; I'm on the phone with Grudens agent while I'm banging Tavia. I tell him I'm gonna make sure he's got his pick of QB's to groom in the upcoming draft. We chat a bit about who he and others respect as a good scout type GM. Gruden picks his guy to groom, I pick the next GM, and I look to see if Bums son is interested in being the asst head coach to also be the D coordinator. What you got?
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wazu ... Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $2222295 VARSITY	1. Fire Pioli and cut Cassel immediately. 2. Inform Crennel this is his last year, but he will be fired immediately if he wins another game or informs anybody of this discussion. Add $1 million bonus to his contract if Chiefs lose all remaining games but nobody catches on and the meltdown looks legit. 3. Draft Geno. 4. Win Superbowls.
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