Life I just crushed my head on a metal fixture in a parking garage... - Page 5

Hootie · 02-24-2015, 11:34 AM

Lost a patch of hair and have a nasty cut (not stitch worthy) ... just washed my hair to try and make sure I cleaned the cut and everything but I feel a little woozy ... any precautions I should take? I don't think I need to go to convenient care or anything but I don't feel like dying today either. It's an elevated scrape, really. No blood but it's about three inches long and bright red ... And I'm missing a nice patch of hair to really further the embarrassment.

Radar Chief · 02-24-2015, 06:50 PM

Drink heavily, at least then you won't care.

MTG#10 · 02-24-2015, 06:51 PM

Completely off topic but I dont want to start a new thread on it so...what happened with Hootie and Clay? You two used to be tight, now all you do is talk shit about and to each other. Can one of you pinpoint a falling out point?

**srvy** · 02-24-2015, 06:51 PM

You know scalping the top your head is nothing. Like steppin on a steak knife. **** it so what and move on.

If you wanna be someone punch yourself in the mouth then go in for stitches. I did and can say I took my best shot.

Hootie · 02-24-2015, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10

Completely off topic but I dont want to start a new thread on it so...what happened with Hootie and Clay? You two used to be tight, now all you do is talk shit about and to each other. Can one of you pinpoint a falling out point?

I like Clay alright, I just don't respect him as a Chiefs fan or Chiefs poster because he is only interested in trolling the Chiefs rather than actually being a fan or posting things he actually believes about the team. It's just all troll.

Hammock Parties · 02-24-2015, 07:04 PM

Being a Chiefs troll is more rewarding than being an actual fan.

I do believe what I post about them, though. They make my mediocre dreams come true.

Hammock Parties · 02-24-2015, 07:06 PM

There is absolutely no animosity between Hootie and myself. I would gladly let him piss on my back.

02-24-2015, 07:06 PM

Are you completely certain it wasn't a more intelligent life form swinging a metal object at your noggin? Perhaps one of your date rape victims is back for vengeance.

02-24-2015, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

I like Clay alright, I just don't respect him as a Chiefs fan or Chiefs poster because he is only interested in trolling the Chiefs rather than actually being a fan or posting things he actually believes about the team. It's just all troll.

Says the moron who gave away all his chiefs stuff the last time the chiefs made the post-season.

Hootie · 02-24-2015, 07:08 PM

No clue, but it certainly hurts. It's also gonna take a while to heal. Not a fun day.

Hootie · 02-24-2015, 07:09 PM

If it wasn't so icy outside I never would've taken that route, either. Just such a fluke...

Sweet Daddy Hate · 02-24-2015, 07:20 PM

Did it help your overall condition?

I suppose we shall find out.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 02-24-2015, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Numbah One

Being a Chiefs troll is more rewarding than being an actual fan.

I do believe what I post about them, though. They make my mediocre dreams come true.

This really is the cornerstone philosophy.

I approve.

**Bwana** · 02-24-2015, 08:14 PM

Oh it could have been worse.

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/0...tcmp=obnetwork

stevieray · 02-24-2015, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

Oh it could have been worse.

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/0...tcmp=obnetwork

my wife just showed me that!

....and she remembers all of it!

**SAUTO** · 02-24-2015, 08:50 PM

No blood?

It's not worth even thinking about then. I've got a six inch gash in the top of my head from some ****ing piece of metal some dumb **** welded straight down from his bumper. Moving fast and caught it good. Retired firefighter that works for me swore I needed stitches.

I washed it out and super glued it shut. Was back working ten minutes later, working on cutting that piece off that truck with my torch. It won't catch anyone again.

02-24-2015, 11:34 AM
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	I just crushed my head on a metal fixture in a parking garage... Lost a patch of hair and have a nasty cut (not stitch worthy) ... just washed my hair to try and make sure I cleaned the cut and everything but I feel a little woozy ... any precautions I should take? I don't think I need to go to convenient care or anything but I don't feel like dying today either. It's an elevated scrape, really. No blood but it's about three inches long and bright red ... And I'm missing a nice patch of hair to really further the embarrassment.
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02-24-2015, 06:51 PM	#62
MTG#10 Mammoth penis Join Date: May 2006 Location: Springfield Casino cash: $7474386	Completely off topic but I dont want to start a new thread on it so...what happened with Hootie and Clay? You two used to be tight, now all you do is talk shit about and to each other. Can one of you pinpoint a falling out point?
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02-24-2015, 06:51 PM	#63
srvy Fight, build, win! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: KC Casino cash: $1591250	You know scalping the top your head is nothing. Like steppin on a steak knife. **** it so what and move on. If you wanna be someone punch yourself in the mouth then go in for stitches. I did and can say I took my best shot.
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02-24-2015, 07:04 PM	#65
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4630478	Being a Chiefs troll is more rewarding than being an actual fan. I do believe what I post about them, though. They make my mediocre dreams come true. __________________ Chiefs game films
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02-24-2015, 07:06 PM	#66
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4630478	There is absolutely no animosity between Hootie and myself. I would gladly let him piss on my back. __________________ Chiefs game films
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02-24-2015, 07:06 PM	#67
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	Are you completely certain it wasn't a more intelligent life form swinging a metal object at your noggin? Perhaps one of your date rape victims is back for vengeance.
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02-24-2015, 07:08 PM	#69
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	No clue, but it certainly hurts. It's also gonna take a while to heal. Not a fun day.
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02-24-2015, 07:09 PM	#70
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	If it wasn't so icy outside I never would've taken that route, either. Just such a fluke...
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02-24-2015, 07:20 PM	#71
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02-24-2015, 08:50 PM	#75
SAUTO Shit Join Date: Jun 2008 Casino cash: $10039067	No blood? It's not worth even thinking about then. I've got a six inch gash in the top of my head from some **ing piece of metal some dumb ** welded straight down from his bumper. Moving fast and caught it good. Retired firefighter that works for me swore I needed stitches. I washed it out and super glued it shut. Was back working ten minutes later, working on cutting that piece off that truck with my torch. It won't catch anyone again.
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