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DJJasonp · 09-27-2010, 08:38 PM

I call on the planet's wisdom for help...

At my work, we have a private men's bathroom that the public does not have access to. In this bathroom, there are two sit-down stalls. One is pretty narrow, and the other is pretty wide with enough space to stretch out, feel comfortable.....get the job done!

The problem lies with the bigger stall (the one everyone who has access wants to use).....

Someone, and I'm not sure who yet.....somehow "stains" the toilet. And we're not talking about the normal, what clorox might call "stubborn stains".....we're talking.....wait for it.......THE FRIGGIN' TOP OF THE SEAT!!!

It's not the top of the seat in the front (picture the upside down 'U' which is the seat......the stains are at the curved portion of the 'U').

These stains are significant enough (and they happen frequently enough) that this is definitely no accident!

Now...to the question of how this happens.....I've surmised only two possible scenarios as to how the stains appear on top of the toilet seat:

A) The offender-in-question somehow hovers over the seat, making no contact with said seat....and lets 'er rip....thus, initiating a "carpet bombing" effect.....OR

B) The offender-in-question has a yet-to-be-classified birth defect whereas the buttocks region contains a 2nd (or 3rd) butthole.....with a very unfortunate placement nearer the waistline, rather than the normal ground-zero area.

In addition to this, many times I'll visit this stall and find random, what I'll call "untidiness" on the seat. The only way I can explain it is that it looks like someone got naked, and rolled around in grass clippings or wiped a lint-screen on their butt somehow.

It makes, too often for my comfort, an unpleasant work bathroom experience.

Anyone else face these atrocities at work?

Should I put up a sign with instructions? Maybe some visual aids on how to and how not to....use the facilities?

blaise · 09-28-2010, 09:25 AM

One day I went in the restroom in our office building and some dude was washing his feet in the sink.

**Bwana** · 09-28-2010, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by blaise

One day I went in the restroom in our office building and some dude was washing his feet in the sink.

As disturbing as that is, it could have been much worse!

johnny961 · 09-28-2010, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by kc rush

I've posted it here before, but someone was making a sandwich in the stall next to mine once. I was so fouled.

I don't like bringing anything in with me since the thought of bathroom germs turns my stomach.

The thought of eating anything inside a public shitter is just plain wrong. Damn.

tooge · 09-28-2010, 10:35 AM

I had this happen with a guy working at my house. The offending party was about 6 foot 8 and about 400 lbs. I would guess your perpetrator is the same. The ass is so large that the dirty part simply cant all fit in the hole. Look for a whale of a man, and you have solved the crime.

**buddha** · 09-28-2010, 10:41 AM

Simple solution...do your business in the stall that is too skinny for the fat bastard to squeeze into.

Chiefs Rool · 09-28-2010, 10:43 AM

that's just marking your territory. He figures that nobody else would want to sit on that, so he has the nice stall all to himself. He doesn't mind the stain, because it's his.

Kerberos · 09-28-2010, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by DJJasonp

Unexplained bowel movements at work stall

"I know! You can make a weapon, look around you, can you construct some sort of rudimentary lathe?"

**TrebMaxx** · 09-28-2010, 10:54 AM

We have a few morbidly obese gents here where I work. Their abilities in the restrooms are horrendous. I will not use the shitter at work unless it is a emergency because it gets so nasty. Even pissing in the urinals seems to be an issue for the way too overweight fellas. It's just great to go in to take a leak find a piss lake on the floor around the urinal or just a sticky semi dried piss puddle.

Frankie · 09-28-2010, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Kill all the other employees.

RWNJ!

09-27-2010, 08:38 PM
DJJasonp My work speaks for itself!!! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: So Cal Casino cash: $1995200	Unexplained bowel movements at work stall I call on the planet's wisdom for help... At my work, we have a private men's bathroom that the public does not have access to. In this bathroom, there are two sit-down stalls. One is pretty narrow, and the other is pretty wide with enough space to stretch out, feel comfortable.....get the job done! The problem lies with the bigger stall (the one everyone who has access wants to use)..... Someone, and I'm not sure who yet.....somehow "stains" the toilet. And we're not talking about the normal, what clorox might call "stubborn stains".....we're talking.....wait for it.......THE FRIGGIN' TOP OF THE SEAT!!! It's not the top of the seat in the front (picture the upside down 'U' which is the seat......the stains are at the curved portion of the 'U'). These stains are significant enough (and they happen frequently enough) that this is definitely no accident! Now...to the question of how this happens.....I've surmised only two possible scenarios as to how the stains appear on top of the toilet seat: A) The offender-in-question somehow hovers over the seat, making no contact with said seat....and lets 'er rip....thus, initiating a "carpet bombing" effect.....OR B) The offender-in-question has a yet-to-be-classified birth defect whereas the buttocks region contains a 2nd (or 3rd) butthole.....with a very unfortunate placement nearer the waistline, rather than the normal ground-zero area. In addition to this, many times I'll visit this stall and find random, what I'll call "untidiness" on the seat. The only way I can explain it is that it looks like someone got naked, and rolled around in grass clippings or wiped a lint-screen on their butt somehow. It makes, too often for my comfort, an unpleasant work bathroom experience. Anyone else face these atrocities at work? Should I put up a sign with instructions? Maybe some visual aids on how to and how not to....use the facilities?
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09-28-2010, 09:25 AM	#46
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09-28-2010, 10:35 AM	#49
tooge MVP Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Liberty, MO Casino cash: $3974112	I had this happen with a guy working at my house. The offending party was about 6 foot 8 and about 400 lbs. I would guess your perpetrator is the same. The ass is so large that the dirty part simply cant all fit in the hole. Look for a whale of a man, and you have solved the crime.
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09-28-2010, 10:41 AM	#50
buddha You may think you know... Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: California Casino cash: $10006184	Simple solution...do your business in the stall that is too skinny for the fat bastard to squeeze into.
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09-28-2010, 10:43 AM	#51
Chiefs Rool Banned Join Date: May 2010 Location: Top City Casino cash: $10004900	that's just marking your territory. He figures that nobody else would want to sit on that, so he has the nice stall all to himself. He doesn't mind the stain, because it's his.
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09-28-2010, 10:54 AM	#53
TrebMaxx Supporter Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Peoples Republic of CoMo Casino cash: $1497252	We have a few morbidly obese gents here where I work. Their abilities in the restrooms are horrendous. I will not use the shitter at work unless it is a emergency because it gets so nasty. Even pissing in the urinals seems to be an issue for the way too overweight fellas. It's just great to go in to take a leak find a piss lake on the floor around the urinal or just a sticky semi dried piss puddle. __________________
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