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MIAdragon · 05-13-2009, 11:08 AM

these all all true in the MIA household.

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").

(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying Get lost....

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3..

**luv** · 05-13-2009, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

No worries Katipan. I'm willing to share if u will.

See? I told you they always come back.

**Lumpy** · 05-13-2009, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner

Woman if you're not going back to work like you said then make me a sammich

I am working... eh sort of.

**Donger** · 05-13-2009, 02:05 PM

Toula Portokalos: Ma, Dad is so stubborn. What he says goes. "Ah, the man is the head of the house!"

Maria Portokalos: Let me tell you something, Toula. The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.

Katipan · 05-13-2009, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

I just missed you.

I don't know how. It gets everywhere.

Katipan · 05-13-2009, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

No worries Katipan. I'm willing to share if u will.

But you got to be generous and nuturing last week.

Katipan · 05-13-2009, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Toula Portokalos: Ma, Dad is so stubborn. What he says goes. "Ah, the man is the head of the house!"

Maria Portokalos: Let me tell you something, Toula. The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.

"Cleopatra could seduce a man at 20 paces without revealing an inch of flesh"

**Lumpy** · 05-13-2009, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

But you got to be generous and nuturing last week.

Ok, ok... but I demand aggressive triangle action 2 wks from now.

keg in kc · 05-13-2009, 02:13 PM

Good grief. What's wrong with you guys?

The 9 words women use with me are:

1. "Please"
2. "Oh"
3. "God"
4. "More"
5. "Yes"
6. "Master"
7. "Anywhere"
8. "You"
9. "Want"

Anything else gets a glare or a scowl, assuming I even deign to hear it in the first place.

Jilly · 05-13-2009, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I don't know how. It gets everywhere.

it's exactly why I missed you

Katipan · 05-13-2009, 02:20 PM

Holy shit it's Keg.

keg in kc · 05-13-2009, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Holy shit it's Keg.

That's not on the list, woman.

That's your first and last warning.

See guys? That's how it's done. Take some ****ing notes, you might learn something.

Jilly · 05-13-2009, 02:27 PM

I can't even think anymore...is that on there?

keg in kc · 05-13-2009, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

I can't even think anymore...is that on there?

Doesn't need to be, it goes without saying.

On several different levels.

**Nzoner** · 05-13-2009, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

That's not on the list, woman.

That's your first and last warning.

See guys? That's how it's done. Take some ****ing notes, you might learn something.

You're late to the party,hell Lumpy already made me a sammich

Jilly · 05-13-2009, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

Doesn't need to be, it goes without saying.

On several different levels.

I'm powerless with women.

05-13-2009, 11:08 AM
MIAdragon Someone pass the antifreeze Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Miami (North Cuba) Casino cash: $1557819	Very helpful stuff for us guys.... these all all true in the MIA household. 9 WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever"). (8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying Get lost.... (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3..
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05-13-2009, 02:05 PM	#93
Donger "Think BOOM!" Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W Casino cash: $10309900 VARSITY	Toula Portokalos: Ma, Dad is so stubborn. What he says goes. "Ah, the man is the head of the house!" Maria Portokalos: Let me tell you something, Toula. The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants. __________________ I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
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05-13-2009, 02:13 PM	#98
keg in kc oxymoron Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: OP/KC/Whatever Casino cash: $9556299	Good grief. What's wrong with you guys? The 9 words women use with me are: 1. "Please" 2. "Oh" 3. "God" 4. "More" 5. "Yes" 6. "Master" 7. "Anywhere" 8. "You" 9. "Want" Anything else gets a glare or a scowl, assuming I even deign to hear it in the first place.
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05-13-2009, 02:20 PM	#100
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $2720351	Holy shit it's Keg. __________________ "Loving him is red."
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05-13-2009, 02:27 PM	#102
Jilly MVP Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lee's Summit Casino cash: $10004925	I can't even think anymore...is that on there?
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