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Old 07-21-2014, 10:50 AM  
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Old 08-01-2014, 04:24 PM   #1591
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Yes, the Warren Moon situation and the Weston Dressler situation are exactly alike.


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Old 08-01-2014, 04:29 PM   #1592
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Yes, the Warren Moon situation and the Weston Dressler situation are exactly alike.


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Old 08-01-2014, 04:29 PM   #1593
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you know you have gone full blown Chiefs homer on whatever crappy player you can to save the season when you compare midget camp fodder to a hall of famer.

that is desperation if I have ever seen it.
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Old 08-01-2014, 04:31 PM   #1594
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Old 08-01-2014, 04:34 PM   #1595
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Gotta give sacc credit. At least he's consistent. About being wrong about everything ever.
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Old 08-01-2014, 04:38 PM   #1596
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It's not only that Donnie Avery couldn't catch gonorrhea from a $20 back alley Wendover hooker, it's that he runs only one route. Who gives a shit if he, at one time in college, measured a fast 40 - he's worthless. I'm hoping that anyone beats him out.

If they could get McCluster open, they'll get Dressler open. Hell, they are exactly the same size. And Dressler shits more football skills than Avery has.
Please keep posting about Weston Dressler. Please. I'm begging you. Please let a short, weak, white wide receiver be your next crusade.
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Old 08-01-2014, 04:40 PM   #1597
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Sac, here's how the WR position works in football. This is the process you follow.

1. Run
2. Get open
3. Get the QB to throw you the ball
4. Catch the ball.

Notice that step 2 depends on how well you do step 1. And step 3 depends on how well you do steps 1 and 2.

It follows that step 4 depends on how well you do steps 1-3. If you can't do steps 1-3, then you can't do step 4. So even if a player is better at step 4 than someone else, their value as an offensive weapon is still going to be less than the player who can do steps 1-3.

So Weston Dressler can do step 1. Okay. Good. But then he's awful at step 2 and 3. Guess what? He can't do step 4, even if he's the best in the business at it.

Likewise, Donnie Avery can do steps 1-3. Many WRs are better at performing that process than he is, but he can still do them.

Now he gets to step 4. He had a ~12% drop rate last year. So 88% of the time he's going to catch what's being thrown to him provided the set up works.

Guess what? 88% is greater than 0%. Because Dressler can't get to step 4. He has a 0% chance at catching the ball because it's never going to be thrown at him if he's on the field.

It follows then that Donnie Avery is a much better WR to have on the field than Weston ****ing Dressler.
I could break this down more technically if you wish. I can tell you, there's a lot more to getting open than running. Things like hand-usage, double-moves, etc.
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Old 08-01-2014, 04:46 PM   #1598
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Please keep posting about Weston Dressler. Please. I'm begging you. Please let a short, weak, white wide receiver be your next crusade.
Weak my ass.

Did you see the leg hair on that dude?!

That's testosterone just flowing through his system.

That's a man's man right there.

****ing guy has more man chi in him than ten Donnie Avery's combined.

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Old 08-01-2014, 04:49 PM   #1599
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Found this hilarious.
This belongs in Iowanians thread... but its still

Fat Bastard has officially stolen Schaubs mojo.
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I could break this down more technically if you wish. I can tell you, there's a lot more to getting open than running. Things like hand-usage, double-moves, etc.
All that falls under step two.
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Old 08-01-2014, 04:55 PM   #1601
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hey, being one myself, I love to root for short white guys... but the thing is, I havent read a single glowing word about the guy either from Reid or any of the reporters.

It sounds like he's pretty solid but not dynamic... guys like Hammond, Harrison and Wilson are the ones getting that kind of pub, sorry old chum.
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I could break this down more technically if you wish. I can tell you, there's a lot more to getting open than running. Things like hand-usage, double-moves, etc.
Dressler sucks at that stuff, too.

If I ever need to use my taxonomy of playing WR again, I'll let you know and expand out the "get open" and "get the QB to throw you the ball" steps
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It's not only that Donnie Avery couldn't catch gonorrhea from a $20 back alley Wendover hooker, it's that he runs only one route. Who gives a shit if he, at one time in college, measured a fast 40 - he's worthless. I'm hoping that anyone beats him out.

If they could get McCluster open, they'll get Dressler open. Hell, they are exactly the same size. And Dressler shits more football skills than Avery has.
I'm far from a Donnie Avery fanboy, but even I can appreciate the brilliant plays he made for us last season.

You would have a greater chance at replicating those exact same big plays with Mike DeVito at WR than you would with Weston Dressler.
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Jesus, somebody eat all your oreos SNR?
lol, he's always had anger issues on these forums!

Sacc ****ing threads up as per usual i see! The day i want to finally look and see how training camps doing, i just see bullshit ass posts. So, i guess ill add another with this one.
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Dressler sucks at that stuff, too.

If I ever need to use my taxonomy of playing WR again, I'll let you know and expand out the "get open" and "get the QB to throw you the ball" steps
You don't set 19 collegiate school records, be CFL Rookie of the Year and be a five time CFL All-Star by sucking.

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