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Old 08-25-2014, 09:32 PM  
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What's the fattest thing you or someone you know has done?
Let's hear about the most disgusting eating practices you have inflicted upon your disgusting bodies. Would also LOVE to hear stories about fat coworkers doing fat things or even just random strangers.

I love a good food freakshow, let's get this show ON THE ROAD.

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I used to work with this broad who was twice my size. One time she was eating fried rice off a paper plate and when she got to the end, she rolled up the plate, put it in her mouth, and tapped on the end to get the last few grains into her mouth.
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At my previous job my coworker had little kid taste buds. All his lunches consisted of poor people little kid lunches. The worse was those pack of hot dogs that cost $.88 for the whole pack. He would microwave them and mix ketchup and mustard together as a dipping sauce. He would meticulously cut the hotdogs in bite sized pieces. Then proceed to eat them in a very excited way like it was the best tasting piece of food he's ever had.

He would always look so excited when it was time for lunch. He would bust out his lunchables and frozen chicken nuggets or those premade peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. He really thought he was eating like a king. "hey guys look what my wife made me last night"with a grin from ear to ear. Mac and cheese with little smokies.
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A thermos of hotdogs. Would eat them like pretzels

One time his lunch was an entire pie. Eaten with a fork
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I saw one microwave some butter in a dish to melt it then dipped their donut in it bite by bite
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One guy eats two sandwiches stacked on top of each other.
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Old 08-26-2014, 06:35 AM   #61
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Anyone remember the Bigfoot Pizza that Pizza Hut used to have. I remember eating a whole one by myself a few times.

Also a time when I had a country fried steak dinner at Perkins then went straight to McDonalds and ate a Double Quarter Pounder Value meal.
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Old 08-26-2014, 06:39 AM   #62
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Not really disgusting or all that funny but at the time I thought it was...used to work with a lady that would eat a snicker bar on morning break and chase it with a Slim Fast...
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Old 08-26-2014, 06:52 AM   #63
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Back in the day I knew this guy that worked at KFC, he'd come by my place and I'd trade him herb for boxes of those strawberry short cake parfaits they used to sell.
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Old 08-26-2014, 06:55 AM   #64
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A friend of mine brought a McDonald's Blitz box to a Chiefs party last year... and ate the whole thing himself. That is two Quarter Pounders with cheese, 10 Chicken McNuggets and two medium fries. It was gross and I can't imagine it being even warm by the time he finished it all. He was even more excited that he got a Chiefs window flag with the box.



EDIT: I just looked it up and it's 2,940 calories.
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Old 08-26-2014, 07:03 AM   #65
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This is a true story. In high school, I had a giant German Shepherd named Kujo. One night, I was on the couch eating a giant bag of m&m's. I dropped one underneath where I was sitting, and without thinking, I reached to pick it up and plop it in my mouth. Unfortunately, I didn't grab what I thought was the m&m, and I certainly didn't bite into what I thought was the m&m. It was a dog tick from Kujo's huge ass.
Soooo.... did it make you fat ?
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Old 08-26-2014, 07:22 AM   #66
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I have a weakness and its ice cream. As kids me and brother could annihilate a gallon tube of vanilla. My brother would spoon in a bowl then smash down with hand to get more. What ever we had for toppings went on it. Slice bannana Hershey and peanuts. When that was out fruit cocktail. Even instant coffee. We never got fat as kids because we were active always playing sports,riding bikes etc.



Today I have a monkey on my back and its Hyvee brand mint chocolate chip ice cream. That stuff is heroin.
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Old 08-26-2014, 07:43 AM   #67
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Also, when I was young, a relative would eat McDonalds french fries in the most disgusting manner. They would dip their ENTIRE FRY in ketchup, and then nibble a bit off the end. Then they would re-submerge the fry for the next bite. Repulsive.
Not as repulsive as dipping them in mayonnaise. Fat on top of fat. Gross.
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Old 08-26-2014, 07:45 AM   #68
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Old 08-26-2014, 07:50 AM   #69
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Old 08-26-2014, 08:03 AM   #70
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When I was like 10 or 11 or something I ate 76 wings at a Ponderosa Steakhouse buffet.
I dated a guy once, who bragged about eating at all-you-can-eat oyster bars with his mom. Then they'd stick their fingers down their throats to vomit them up. After that, they'd go in and eat more. All because it was one price all-you-can-eat. Doing that is one thing, boasting about it as an adult and doing it with your mom is another thing entirely, imo. I broke up with him after that.*



* and due to one other gross thing he boasted about doing that was unethical.
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Old 08-26-2014, 08:04 AM   #71
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A friend of mine brought a McDonald's Blitz box to a Chiefs party last year... and ate the whole thing himself. That is two Quarter Pounders with cheese, 10 Chicken McNuggets and two medium fries. It was gross and I can't imagine it being even warm by the time he finished it all. He was even more excited that he got a Chiefs window flag with the box.



EDIT: I just looked it up and it's 2,940 calories.
not as bad as i expected
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Old 08-26-2014, 08:10 AM   #72
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There was a guy I used to work with.

He'd order a double QP w/cheese - Super size fry - super size Coke (regular) and add two packets of Mayo - I bullshit you not.
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Old 08-26-2014, 08:15 AM   #73
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There was a guy I used to work with.

He'd order a double QP w/cheese - Super size fry - super size Coke (regular) and add two packets of Mayo - I bullshit you not.
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that doesn't sound too out of the ordinary except for the mayo which, at that point, is largely irrelevant
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Old 08-26-2014, 08:19 AM   #74
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that doesn't sound too out of the ordinary except for the mayo which, at that point, is largely irrelevant
I agree It's all I can contribute though.
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Old 08-26-2014, 08:25 AM   #75
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I don't get fat, though. So.......
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