Life Brag on yourself - Page 19

**luv** · 09:36 PM

Tell us about something good that has happened to you, is happening to you, is going to happen to you, you've made happen, you're making happen, or you're going to make happen.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 02-21-2013, 03:29 PM

im a crotchety black man in a white mans body. Thats it.
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warpaint* · 02-21-2013, 03:51 PM

I work from home when I'm not out of town so no slothing through the snow for me!

**Easy 6** · 02-21-2013, 04:05 PM

Brag on myself, hmmm lets see... well, when i was fifteen i got arrested for public intoxication, pretty minor stuff for a kid that age... but it could've been a lot worse because i had a "baseball bat" style marijuana smoker in my boot that was stuffed with an eighth of weed.

So they sit me down in the fingerprint room and left for a few minutes to get paperwork, this room had one camera that slowly swept the room, so when it went past me i rushed over to an obviously unused desk just taking up space in the corner, underneath it were an old pair of shoes that hadnt been used in so long they had dust bunnies all over them, so i grabbed the bat and shoved it down into one.

Just seconds later the guy came in, printed and booked me, searched me and set me up with the ubiquitous orange jumpsuit and sandles, it was saturday night so i had to stay until monday.

So monday, mom comes to get me and i'm issued back my clothes and turn in the suit... after that lo and behold, they sit me back down in that same room while they clear up paperwork with good ol Ma... and yep, you guessed it, i ran back over to that desk and got my weed.

Walked right out of jail with it that day, gotta say, i felt REAL ****ing slick.

Dayze · 02-21-2013, 04:05 PM

I was Kansas State Champion in vault (Gymnastics). I placed in the top 3 in all 6 mens events, and top 3 in All-Around. Qualified for Regionals; 5 states. Got 3rd in Pommel horse in 5 state region.

should've been higher on the PH, but got ****ed by the head judge. He over rules the others. one other judge wrote on the b ack of his carrd "Gymnast got screwed" lol. I still have it somewhere.

dowloaded and installed theh the data for the first GPS guided bomb (JSOW).

Junior Intelltigence Specialist of the year for the Third Fleet

Navy & Marine Corps Achievment Medal

Pepe Silvia · 02-21-2013, 04:08 PM

I played on 2 Missouri State title football teams in HS.

**Easy 6** · 02-21-2013, 04:16 PM

For something thats actually worth being proud of, i designed the C-130 airlift procedures for a piece of equipment called a SEE (small emplacement excavator) tractor for both Ft.Wainwright and Ft.Richardson AK.

The top operator for a given piece of equipment in the company had to do it, but i was the ony one who didnt have to have the major in charge change a single solitary thing... my work was 100% perfect.

The reward was doing three live missions where you load it up, fly map of the earth to a "battlefield" to demonstrate the validity of what we'd done and dig people into their positions and also a second army achievement medal to add to my fruit salad.

Oh, and let me tell you, map of the earth flying ****ING SUCKS.

Ecto-I · 02-21-2013, 04:32 PM

I like this idea...

I live a life most people DREAM about. I'm 29 years old and live in one of the best cities in America, San Diego. I work 2-3 hours a day, make a six figure salary, and have no boss. I travel sporadically and often, sometimes for work, but usually for fun because I work remotely - all I need is a computer and internet. Oh and I'm single, with no baby mamas

**DaFace** · 02-21-2013, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by |Zach|

Billboard with my photo went up. Should be more more around town soon...this one is on 435-N somewhere. SportingKC/Adidas

That's really awesome, Zach - congrats!

**lewdog** · 02-21-2013, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by |Zach|

Billboard with my photo went up. Should be more more around town soon...this one is on 435-N somewhere. SportingKC/Adidas

I don't like soccer but that is badass! Nice work.

07-15-2010, 09:24 PM
luv MY LITTLE #15 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $6239600	Brag on yourself Tell us about something good that has happened to you, is happening to you, is going to happen to you, you've made happen, you're making happen, or you're going to make happen. Last edited by luv; 07-15-2010 at 09:36 PM..
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02-21-2013, 03:29 PM	#271
Sweet Daddy Hate Unsparing Join Date: Aug 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	im a crotchety black man in a white mans body. Thats it. Posted via Mobile Device
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02-21-2013, 03:51 PM	#272
warpaint* Facts are stubborn things. Join Date: Dec 2008 Casino cash: $7054900	I work from home when I'm not out of town so no slothing through the snow for me! __________________
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02-21-2013, 04:05 PM	#273
Easy 6 pie is never free Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: the drivers seat Casino cash: $3717775	Brag on myself, hmmm lets see... well, when i was fifteen i got arrested for public intoxication, pretty minor stuff for a kid that age... but it could've been a lot worse because i had a "baseball bat" style marijuana smoker in my boot that was stuffed with an eighth of weed. So they sit me down in the fingerprint room and left for a few minutes to get paperwork, this room had one camera that slowly swept the room, so when it went past me i rushed over to an obviously unused desk just taking up space in the corner, underneath it were an old pair of shoes that hadnt been used in so long they had dust bunnies all over them, so i grabbed the bat and shoved it down into one. Just seconds later the guy came in, printed and booked me, searched me and set me up with the ubiquitous orange jumpsuit and sandles, it was saturday night so i had to stay until monday. So monday, mom comes to get me and i'm issued back my clothes and turn in the suit... after that lo and behold, they sit me back down in that same room while they clear up paperwork with good ol Ma... and yep, you guessed it, i ran back over to that desk and got my weed. Walked right out of jail with it that day, gotta say, i felt REAL ****ing slick.
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02-21-2013, 04:05 PM	#274
Dayze Resident Glue Sniffer Join Date: Nov 2003 Casino cash: $5169358	I was Kansas State Champion in vault (Gymnastics). I placed in the top 3 in all 6 mens events, and top 3 in All-Around. Qualified for Regionals; 5 states. Got 3rd in Pommel horse in 5 state region. should've been higher on the PH, but got **ed by the head judge. He over rules the others. one other judge wrote on the b ack of his carrd "Gymnast got screwed" lol. I still have it somewhere. dowloaded and installed theh the data for the first GPS guided bomb (JSOW). Junior Intelltigence Specialist of the year for the Third Fleet Navy & Marine Corps Achievment Medal __________________ Life is 99% inspiration, 1% Perspiration, and 1% Attention to Detial. RIP & Godspeed:** Saccoppo Lonewolf Ed Fire Me Boy Last edited by Dayze; 02-21-2013 at 04:25 PM..
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02-21-2013, 04:08 PM	#275
Pepe Silvia MVP Join Date: Oct 2012 Casino cash: $1894664	I played on 2 Missouri State title football teams in HS.
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02-21-2013, 04:16 PM	#276
Easy 6 pie is never free Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: the drivers seat Casino cash: $3717775	For something thats actually worth being proud of, i designed the C-130 airlift procedures for a piece of equipment called a SEE (small emplacement excavator) tractor for both Ft.Wainwright and Ft.Richardson AK. The top operator for a given piece of equipment in the company had to do it, but i was the ony one who didnt have to have the major in charge change a single solitary thing... my work was 100% perfect. The reward was doing three live missions where you load it up, fly map of the earth to a "battlefield" to demonstrate the validity of what we'd done and dig people into their positions and also a second army achievement medal to add to my fruit salad. Oh, and let me tell you, map of the earth flying ****ING SUCKS.
Posts: 91,717

02-21-2013, 04:32 PM	#277
Ecto-I The only way to Travel. Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: In the car Casino cash: $5323602	I like this idea... I live a life most people DREAM about. I'm 29 years old and live in one of the best cities in America, San Diego. I work 2-3 hours a day, make a six figure salary, and have no boss. I travel sporadically and often, sometimes for work, but usually for fun because I work remotely - all I need is a computer and internet. Oh and I'm single, with no baby mamas
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