I've seen it all... my Indian neighbors

dtebbe · 06-03-2007, 07:52 PM

So we just had this indian family (about 12 of them) move into a forclosed home in our neighborhood. One of the guys thinks he's Amet Andretti and drives 50 mph thru the subdivision, and thier kids are just wild...

But perhaps the best thing of all... they have a complete kitchen in thier garage, and the women cook all the meals out there with the garage door open. WTF?

Tonite we drove by, and I told my wife we should pull in and order some curried goat......

DT

06-03-2007, 07:54 PM

That would be awesome. I'd love to have Indian neighbors.

I just love those sexy, colorful burkas.

**Rain Man** · 06-03-2007, 07:56 PM

Dot or feather?

headsnap · 06-03-2007, 07:58 PM

Geronimo or Ghandi?

**Saulbadguy** · 06-03-2007, 07:58 PM

I have Indian neighbors, next door in our duplex. They are pretty quiet. They have kids, one is a baby but the other is a 5 year old girl that they shipped to India for boarding school. They own the Indian restaurant in town, which is cool.

BWillie · 06-03-2007, 08:12 PM

Look closer, those aren't Indians. It's just a bunch of puerto rican's with feathers on their hair.

**BigMeatballDave** · 06-03-2007, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007

Look closer, those aren't Indians. It's just a bunch of puerto rican's with feathers on their hair.

Tech-support Indians, not Casino indians...

**pr_capone** · 06-03-2007, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007

Look closer, those aren't Indians. It's just a bunch of puerto rican's with feathers on their hair.

That is a quote from sumthin.... what was it???

**BigMeatballDave** · 06-03-2007, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by pr_capone

That is a quote from sumthin.... what was it???

Its a line from a comedian, I don't know who, but I have heard it before...

**Skip Towne** · 06-03-2007, 08:51 PM

Oklahoma Indians are a varied bunch. And the tribe makes all the difference. There is a mini "reservation" north and east of Tulsa and that tribe are pure savages. The homes are typical govt. Small, neat brick homes with no frills. Most of the homes no longer have a garage door attached and most have a few windows boarded up. I won't name the tribe. The Cherokees, OTOH, are wonderful folks who have assimilated into society and are neat and clean. I'm still learning which tribes are which.

06-03-2007, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave

Its a line from a comedian, I don't know who, but I have heard it before...

It came from Carlos Mencia by way of a comedian who was more talented.

deadbabyseal · 06-03-2007, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

It came from Carlos Mencia by way of a comedian who was more talented.

Carlos stole it from Chris Rock. I don't know who Chris Rock stole it from.

chagrin · 06-03-2007, 09:05 PM

Reminds me of that joke, You know how to tell the rich Indians from the poor Indians? Just look at the tires on their vehicles; if they read "Goodyear" they're rich, if they read "No Hunting" they're poor.

Either way, have fun with the goat head bar-b-que's. I have some nieghbors like that once years ago it was a favorite of theirs, very stinky, I hated it.

BWillie · 06-03-2007, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by deadbabyseal

Carlos stole it from Chris Rock. I don't know who Chris Rock stole it from.

Mencia steals from everybody. Cosby, Rock, it doesn't matter. He's ran out of his own material, if he ever had any. I would imagine Chris Rock made it on his own. Chris Rock is HYSTERICAL, one of my favorite comedians ever.

Logical · 06-03-2007, 09:27 PM

No excuse for the Andretti character. But the cooking in the garage seems to me to be unusual but not annoying.

06-03-2007, 07:52 PM
dtebbe 3M TA3 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: SoFlo Casino cash: $9993039	I've seen it all... my Indian neighbors So we just had this indian family (about 12 of them) move into a forclosed home in our neighborhood. One of the guys thinks he's Amet Andretti and drives 50 mph thru the subdivision, and thier kids are just wild... But perhaps the best thing of all... they have a complete kitchen in thier garage, and the women cook all the meals out there with the garage door open. WTF? Tonite we drove by, and I told my wife we should pull in and order some curried goat...... DT
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06-03-2007, 08:51 PM	#10
Skip Towne Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: T-Town Casino cash: $10004900	Oklahoma Indians are a varied bunch. And the tribe makes all the difference. There is a mini "reservation" north and east of Tulsa and that tribe are pure savages. The homes are typical govt. Small, neat brick homes with no frills. Most of the homes no longer have a garage door attached and most have a few windows boarded up. I won't name the tribe. The Cherokees, OTOH, are wonderful folks who have assimilated into society and are neat and clean. I'm still learning which tribes are which.
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06-03-2007, 09:05 PM	#13
chagrin Giggitty! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Missoula, Mt Casino cash: $9914905	Reminds me of that joke, You know how to tell the rich Indians from the poor Indians? Just look at the tires on their vehicles; if they read "Goodyear" they're rich, if they read "No Hunting" they're poor. Either way, have fun with the goat head bar-b-que's. I have some nieghbors like that once years ago it was a favorite of theirs, very stinky, I hated it.
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06-03-2007, 09:27 PM	#15
Logical Screw U if U can't take a joke Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	No excuse for the Andretti character. But the cooking in the garage seems to me to be unusual but not annoying.
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