Funny Stuff Idiot Sightings -

teedubya · 05-06-2009, 09:21 AM

IDIOT SIGHTING:

My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter..
She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said,
'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.

Do not confuse the clerks at MacD's.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2
horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NO, it's not. Four is larger than two..'

We haven't used Sears repair since.

IDIOT SIGHTING :

I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.

IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'

Happened in Birmingham , Ala.

IDIOT SIGHTING :
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'

She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS

IDIOT SIGHTING:

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the
passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!'
His reply, 'I know. I already got that side..'

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi

STAY ALERT!

They walk among us... and the scary part is that they VOTE and they REPRODUCE

KCChiefsMan · 05-06-2009, 09:25 AM

these are the people reproducing at least 5x more often than intelligent people.

**Skip Towne** · 05-06-2009, 09:27 AM

L.A. Chieffan · 05-06-2009, 09:28 AM

If somebody asked me for 'minimal lettuce' I'd give her a ****ed up answer too.

**Dartgod** · 05-06-2009, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

these are the people reproducing at least 5x more often than intelligent people.

They're reproducing 5 year old chain emails too.

KcFanInGA · 05-06-2009, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod

They're reproducing 5 year old chain emails too.

Ouch!

teedubya · 05-06-2009, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod

They're reproducing 5 year old chain emails too.

heh.

Redrum_69 · 05-06-2009, 09:46 AM

IDIOT SIGHTING:

Someone over at Wapaint Illustrated made an idiotic statement to ESPN a few months back, and said person was blasted by the local and national sports channels. We wont say who that persons name was..but it rhymes with Dick Naythan

milkman · 05-06-2009, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

these are the people reproducing at least 5x more often than intelligent people.

Stupid people need love too.

It's just a damn shame that rubbers are too complex for them to use.

Demonpenz · 05-06-2009, 10:39 AM

I asked for a delicious apples at hi vee and the person was like sir they are all delicious

PhillyChiefFan · 05-06-2009, 10:49 AM

My cousin got a flat tire, when AAA showed up, she asked the guy if it was flat on the bottom, does that mean it's flat the whole way around.

True story.

T-post Tom · 05-06-2009, 11:04 AM

A coworker told me a funny story:

Coworker (at deli counter): "I'd like 8 ounces of the honey baked ham."
Deli Clerk: "Sorry sir, we only sell 1/2 pounds and pounds."

EyePod · 05-06-2009, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrum_69

IDIOT SIGHTING:

Someone over at Wapaint Illustrated made an idiotic statement to ESPN a few months back, and said person was blasted by the local and national sports channels. We wont say who that persons name was..but it rhymes with Dick Naythan

Wasn't that made to someone over at NFL, not ESPN?

EyePod · 05-06-2009, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman

Stupid people need love too.

It's just a damn shame that rubbers are too complex for them to use.

That's not the problem. The problem is that they're Catholic and would go to hell if they used them!

Crush · 05-06-2009, 12:10 PM

05-06-2009, 09:21 AM
teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $9480002	Idiot Sightings - IDIOT SIGHTING: My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change. Do not confuse the clerks at MacD's. IDIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NO, it's not. Four is larger than two..' We haven't used Sears repair since. IDIOT SIGHTING : I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore. IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce. IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.' Happened in Birmingham , Ala. IDIOT SIGHTING : The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!' She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know. I already got that side..' This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi STAY ALERT! They walk among us... and the scary part is that they VOTE and they REPRODUCE
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