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In early 2005 I was in Chicago to work the Housewares Show for the company I worked for at that time....one of the other guys who went was originally from Chicago and he told me that I needed to try a pizza at Giordano's. So, the night before the show opened we went....and about an hour after we ate I regretted it! I went back to the Drake Hotel (where our team was staying) and it started coming out both ends. At one point the Front Desk called and asked if everything was OK, as one of the other guests heard me and asked them to check on me. I think I puked up stuff I ate in HS that night... After about 12-15 hours of emptying every thing possible in my body, I finally stopped. My buddy brought me a bunch of waters and some Imodium. I stayed in bed all day that day and recuperated. The blessing in disguise....our company was premiering our new (at that time) product that had a tie-in with Richard Simmons and he was scheduled to be at the booth that day. Instead I got to work the booth the next day when George Foreman was in.... |
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07-04-2017, 06:00 AM | #92 |
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The other time I got so sick that I remember was in 1985...I had just started working for a company called Tallgrass Technologies off 95th Street in KS. My boss, the Controller and I went to some local place that made Chicken Tenderloin sandwiches.....about an hour after getting back to work I set a new world land speed record running to the bathroom which was at the back of the building at that time. I don't think I left that room for 2 hours....finally when I was able to get back to my desk my boss said he was going home because he wasn't feeling well and thought he would check on me before he left.
I barely got home myself before another episode of everything coming out of both ends started....my wife called her mom who was an ER nurse and told her to give me pedialyte to keep my electrolytes up. I wasn't able to go back to work for 2 days. |
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07-04-2017, 08:22 AM | #93 |
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Had pork chops for dinner one night many years ago. Threw up nine times, and I just about never throw up. It became known as The Night of the Nine Pukes in our house. It was rarely spoken of because my wife was an excellent cook and she was pretty sensitive about it. It was upsetting at first. After three or four times I was laughing and joking about it because it just became absurd to me.
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07-04-2017, 09:54 AM | #94 |
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I got food poisoning from a chicken fried steak at Village Inn on Christmas Eve. I was up all night puking every ten minutes on the clock. I would estimate that I threw up at least 50 times that night and got basically no sleep. While we were opening presents on Christmas, I just lay there and finally slept a little bit. Haven't stepped within 100 yards of a Village Inn since.
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07-04-2017, 01:16 PM | #95 |
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Sugar-free gummy bears. Food poisoning after this is a walk in the park.
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07-04-2017, 01:19 PM | #96 |
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07-04-2017, 01:57 PM | #97 |
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Mine was a Chick-Fil-A sandwich a few years ago. I used to eat there often. Havent been back since. I got pretty ill.
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07-04-2017, 02:34 PM | #100 |
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I ate Taco Bell at 2am one time. The beans were cold but I didn't give a crap because I was drunk. Pissed out my ass for 3 days.
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07-04-2017, 03:02 PM | #101 |
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I was on a flight from Los Angeles to Chicago once and they served a meal, a choice between fish and steak. I chose the fish and shortly after eating it, I started feeling sick.
Pretty soon everyone on the plane who ate fish became violently ill, including the pilot and co-pilot. They were both so bad neither could fly the plane. In the end, some ex-fighter pilot had to land the plane in Chicago. I thought for sure we were all going to die in a fiery crash.
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07-04-2017, 03:08 PM | #102 |
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Yeah don't ever eat airplane food. And always get your drink from a can or bottle without ice.
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07-04-2017, 03:23 PM | #103 |
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As I was puking my guts up in the toilet I crapped my pants very violently. I just rolled over into the bathtub. Anyone done the tuck and roll into the bathtub?
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07-04-2017, 05:48 PM | #104 | |
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07-04-2017, 06:11 PM | #105 |
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