I Want to Embarrass One of My Groomsmen at My W-Reception,Would Like Your Suggestions

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Sorry, I missed that homosexual suggest was mandatory.

Yes, it is mandatory. And not because I personally have anything against the gay community. I have a gay cousin, gay acquaintances...they've been nothing, but nice to me. So whatever they choose to put their thang in is fine with me as long as they aren't Dahmers and as long as their not trying to put their thang near me...which doesn't seem to be a problem.

However, it is mandatory because my hick-friend is not homophobic...but he's definitely more gay-apprehensive than he should be. He is very ignorant when it comes to gay people. As mentioned, he is narcissistic and literally feels that if a person is gay, that means they automatically crave his buns.

He definitely doesn't want to be affiliated with anything gay...so finding something gay for him to enter to is a necessity...anything to make him cringe from embarrassment.