NFT: Man Can Sue Over Surprise Pregnancy - Page 3

badgirl · 02-24-2005, 03:49 PM

someone find a link where it says if you hold sperm in you mouth you can rush to the Dr. and have it injected into the womb, freaking reeruned.

02-24-2005, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by badgirl

someone find a link where it says if you hold sperm in you mouth you can rush to the Dr. and have it injected into the womb, freaking reeruned.

YOU CAN'T READ. Why in the hell would she need to "rush to the Dr." when she IS A DOCTOR. The lady isn't contesting the manner in which her child was conceived.

02-24-2005, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by badgirl

someone find a link where it says if you hold sperm in you mouth you can rush to the Dr. and have it injected into the womb, freaking reeruned.

reeruned is absolutely correct.

Christ.

BIG_DADDY · 02-24-2005, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by badgirl

I agree with her.

I am going to leave this with a WOW that's a truly unbelievable position.

badgirl · 02-24-2005, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Don't be too shocked. I'm convinced she doesn't actually understand Phil's post. I don't think she has any idea what she was actually saying in her response.

I GIVE UP....

AirForceChief · 02-24-2005, 03:47 PM

That is one of the funniest friggin' things I have ever read!! Cripes!! How the hell did she pull that off (logistically speaking, I mean)?!? Maybe she just made a big production of going the bathroom to brush her teeth...

Wow.

How about that kid? This is going to require a totally different answer to, "Mommy, where did I come from?"

"Well, your father and I loved each other...very, mu...well, sort of...enough to engage in oral...uh,...hmmm. Let me tell you why Mom keeps that spit cup in the bathroom."

AirForceChief · 02-24-2005, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by AirForceChief

That is one of the funniest friggin' things I have ever read!! Cripes!! How the hell did she pull that off (logistically speaking, I mean)?!? Maybe she just made a big production of going the bathroom to brush her teeth...

Wow.

How about that kid? This is going to require a totally different answer to, "Mommy, where did I come from?"

"Well, your father and I loved each other...very, mu...well, sort of...enough to engage in oral...uh,...hmmm. Let me tell you why Mom keeps that spit cup in the bathroom."

Well, here's another link to the story:

http://cbs2chicago.com/cooler/local_...055110537.html

02-24-2005, 03:58 PM

Wow. It sure is a good thing you take it in the butt otherwise I'm not sure I could take all the dumb emanating from you.

02-24-2005, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Why does it matter if she takes it in the butt if she ain't takin' it from you?

stump's the one getting payout for enduring her. What the hell do we get?

I don't have to deal with her. I can walk away anytime. I was speaking from my brutha, stumppy's perspective.

Calcountry · 02-24-2005, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Why does it matter if she takes it in the butt if she ain't takin' it from you?

stump's the one getting payout for enduring her. What the hell do we get?

Hillariously entertaining threads. lmao

**Iowanian** · 02-24-2005, 04:03 PM

So let me get this strait.

She's a doctor. She played him a song on the skin flute. She kept the batter and basted an egg later.

She's a doctor........a highly paid Physician, who became pregnant through deciet, and He has to pay $800/month?

why does she need that kind of loot?

Ghostof · 02-24-2005, 04:42 PM

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why does she need that kind of loot?

Because shes a woman....women cant even think without a man telling them what to do let alone do any type of job.....unless its washing dishes or making pie

Amnorix · 02-24-2005, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghostof

Because shes a woman....women cant even think without a man telling them what to do let alone do any type of job.....unless its washing dishes or making pie

I hope you're kidding. I've met some women who are pretty f'n brilliant.

**Mr. Kotter** · 02-24-2005, 04:51 PM

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I hope you're kidding. I've met some women who are pretty f'n brilliant.

East coast pansie-ass pussy-whipped hen-pecked light-in-your-loafers suck-up. Is that how ya'all git your women to suck your dick?

Real men, here in Jesusland.....unbuckle and pull down our pants, point to our dicks and say: "(In my best Iowanian impression) Yo wench....this dick ain't gonna suck itself, so after you get me a beer....come do your job."

Whatever works for you though, man.

**Bwana** · 02-24-2005, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter

East coast pansie-ass pussy-whipped hen-pecked light-in-your-loafers suck-up. Is that how ya'all git your women to suck your dick?

Real men, here in Jesusland.....unbuckle and pull down our pants, point to our dicks and say: "(In my best Iowanian impression) Yo wench....this dick ain't gonna suck itself, so after you get me a beer....come do your job."

Whatever works for you though, man.

Hmmm? It just seems like the place to use this:

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