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Old 08-27-2007, 06:34 PM  
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Man Embarassed by Penis Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex With Girlfriend

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...6&in_page_id=2

Nick Athan was so embarrassed about his penis size he got his brother Walter to step in and have sex with his girlfriend. Nick, 24, insisted on turning off the lights and going to the bathroom. Walter would then enter the room and have sex.

The girlfriend found out after 2 months when she turned the light on. "She apparently had no idea. Both men look similar as they are brothers, and the older brother made a point of not speaking when he was impersonating his younger sibling," said police.

Athan, from Kansas City, is said to have feared losing the 24 year old girlfriend if he did not "perform well."

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Old 02-08-2009, 04:47 PM   #46
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That guy probably passes out when he gets an erection. I just get a little light-headed.
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Old 02-08-2009, 04:53 PM   #47
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There was this guy named Larry Grover who was so ashamed of the size of his dong that he hired a stand-in to have sex with his blind girlfriend.
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Old 02-08-2009, 05:03 PM   #48
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This dude is slightly confused. He was doing all the dirty work and giving his brother all the gold. I can't understand that at all.
Sounds like it could be an episode of Seinfeld. George Costanza lives on.
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Old 06-28-2009, 01:58 PM   #49
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Wow. I wish I had a brother with a small penis back when I was single.
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Old 08-29-2022, 10:27 PM   #50
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Old 08-29-2022, 10:29 PM   #51
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Two of my brothers did this once. I don't think it had anything to do with penis size, however. The girl was actually pleased when she found out.
How pleased was she? Did she touch herself to it afterwards? Was the fantasy replayed in a different way? Was a video taken? Do you have said video? Does she live close to you?
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Old 08-30-2022, 12:01 AM   #53
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Old 08-31-2022, 12:09 AM   #54
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So stupid.

Tell the young man to get the glory for his grief.

Stab that juicy hog in there, and if she snickers, Move it down a peg and insert at a high velocity and see if she thinks its a thimble then.

I'd like to tell that kid there is no such thing as a small weiner....thats just something said by gals with HUUUUUUUUUGE Berginers.
That's exactly what someone with a 14 incher would say.

I guess my advice to someone with a smaller member (not that anyone who posts here would ever suffer from such affliction) would be to get really good at eating pussy.
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Old 08-31-2022, 11:02 AM   #57
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I tried to enter "Mypenis" as the password for my bank account... it told me error... not long enough.
Try: My12inchpenis

That should work
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Old 08-31-2022, 11:14 AM   #58
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Try: My12inchpenis

That should work
Simple alphanumeric. You need special characters and shit to make it more complex.

Something like this:

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