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12-24-2013, 07:35 AM | Topic Starter |
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Satan Claus is Coming to Town
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12-24-2013, 08:01 AM | #2 |
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Great story.
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12-24-2013, 08:12 AM | #3 |
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"Water's wet, the sky is blue......and old Satan Claus, Jimmy, he's out there, and he's just getting stronger."
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12-24-2013, 08:33 AM | #4 |
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12-24-2013, 08:02 AM | #5 |
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"snorting through his blow with some whore on his leg..."
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12-24-2013, 08:13 AM | #6 |
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poop.
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12-24-2013, 08:24 AM | #7 |
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Santa Claus as a svartalf?
How very Norse (and more authentic than most Christians would realize/want to admit).
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12-24-2013, 08:35 AM | #8 |
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Around the holiday season when I was in 7th grade, I doodled pictures of Satan Claus dropping C4 down chimneys. It was a simpler time. An innocent time.
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12-24-2013, 08:42 AM | #9 |
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... and if there was an afterlife, Logical would look down and smile...
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12-24-2013, 08:48 AM | #10 |
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12-24-2013, 09:47 AM | #11 |
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There are a couple more, actually. Rare Exports and Santa's Slay.
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12-24-2013, 09:59 AM | #12 |
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Can they suspend you retroactively?
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12-24-2013, 10:06 AM | #13 |
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There are so many things we did back then that would probably cause a national uproar now.
When I was a junior in high school we spent an entire "free" period analyzing how to take over our hometown in a paramilitary strike. What to hit, when, how to get rid of the cops, defensible positions, the works. Hell, the teacher even gave us critical input on our plan. Ahh, the Pre-Columbine era *warm and fuzzy*.
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12-24-2013, 08:49 AM | #14 |
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Wait nvm. Found it.
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12-24-2013, 08:49 AM | #15 |
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I guess this could count too....
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