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08-20-2013, 12:22 PM | #2 |
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Or they just picked out the fattest coach in football and made a food joke.
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08-20-2013, 12:23 PM | #3 |
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08-20-2013, 12:31 PM | #4 |
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Cruel. But funny.
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08-20-2013, 12:42 PM | #5 |
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he's god damn right though -- handmade torts are the diff between good and da kine
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08-20-2013, 01:09 PM | #6 |
Debunking your bullshit
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The Onion loves the Chiefs:
On The Patriots Trading Matt Cassel To The Chiefs: Fan On The Street • Sports • Mar 5, 2009 “It's fitting. I've always considered Matt Cassel to be the Elvis Grbac of our era.” “The Patriots didn't get ripped off. There were free cookies.” “Imagine what they could have gotten if they'd traded Tom Brady.” BREAKING: Andy Reid Trades First Overall Pick For Bite Of Bacon Double Cheeseburger Sports News in Brief • Sports • NFL Football • Andy Reid • ISSUE 49•17 • Apr 25, 2013 NEW YORK—After several minutes of intense negotiations, Kansas City Chiefs head coach Andy Reid agreed to trade the team’s No. 1 overall pick in the 2013 NFL draft for a bite of a bacon double cheeseburger, repeatedly insisting that the offer was too juicy and dripping with melted cheddar to refuse. “Sure, Texas A&M left tackle Luke Joeckel might provide excellent quarterback protection for the next 10 years, but this bacon double cheeseburger is just massive and loaded with succulent charbroiled beef patties,” said Reid, who was also impressed by the sandwich’s four strips of crispy bacon. “Sure, there’s a risk that this bacon double cheeseburger might not be as good as it looks. But I’ve watched and carefully studied this sandwich, and I believe it’s the real deal. No matter what, I always trust my gut.” At press time, the Chiefs general manager and scouts were shocked and horrified after watching Reid consume the entire bacon double cheeseburger in a single bite. |
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08-20-2013, 01:14 PM | #7 |
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Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
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