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12-27-2015, 06:23 PM | #16 |
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Now, when my friend Chipp was with me going over to Denmark back in 2006, the long-haul flight was not very full and we had an empty row behind us. I'd look over at him and say, "Hey, I got sumpin' for ya," and let one go. What are friends for if not to share? That was in my pre-cancer days, so this last time I went and he and I sat in the same row, I didn't give him any presents. I made several trips to the lavatory, however, and explained to the attendants who were stationed right next to it why they'd be seeing me back there a lot. Luckily, I never had to wait long to get in the thing. Colon cancer didn't care where I was; when I had to go, the window of opportunity was open very briefly.
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12-27-2015, 06:25 PM | #17 |
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So you treat your farts on a plane like you treat milk past the expiration date? If it smells OK, go for it.
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12-27-2015, 06:33 PM | #18 |
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12-27-2015, 06:47 PM | #19 |
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I think the momentum may help increase airspeed and range. If there was a lot of trouble on a transatlantic flight and the plane was about to run out of fuel, I bet the pilot would ask everybody to do it.
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12-27-2015, 06:57 PM | #20 |
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But was there a phone in the bathroom?
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12-27-2015, 07:35 PM | #21 |
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12-27-2015, 07:44 PM | #22 |
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Once, on a 13 hr redeye, I heard four ripped muffled farts through my noise canceling Bose headphones. Man was sleep farting across the aisle from me. Luckily everyone else in first class was sleeping.
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12-27-2015, 07:55 PM | #23 |
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12-27-2015, 08:55 PM | #26 |
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Right before Halloween, I was on a Southwest flight back from Denver. The guy sitting next to me was sound asleep. Probably three rows ahead of us a young mother and her baby were sitting and the kid FILLED his/her diaper. It was godawful. The stench was horrible. Suddenly, the guy next to me jumps up and yells "Kathy, grab the kids, the house is on fire!" The whole plane lost it. We laughed all the way back. Never seen a sleeping man do that before...but he was right, it did smell like the house was on fire.
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12-27-2015, 09:12 PM | #27 |
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I don't even try to hide it of we are going 3 plus hours. Smell my glory.
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I know, right? I have been traveling to Denver and the front range for my company for the last 12 years or so. I have never gotten the "pull" of that godawful city. Colorado Springs is decent, but Denver (to me) is just nasty. Hell, the people aren't much better. I know that the donkey fans refer to KC as "camarohead", but I've never seen so damned many rednecks and space cadets as I encounter on a daily basis when I'm there.
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